IT'S JEWS AGAIN !!!
"Oh Shit," Say Jews
Jerusalem Update
(SatireWire.com)—
Jews, whose troubled, 10,000-year term as God's "chosen people" finally expired last night, woke up this morning to find that they had once again been hand-picked by the Almighty. Synagogues across the globe declared a day of mourning.
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According to a worldwide survey of faiths, not a single group expressed an interest in being chosen, and the only application submitted before last night's filing deadline, on behalf of the Islamic people, proved to be a fake.
"Somebody filled out a form and signed our name to it, but I guarantee it wasn't us," said Imam Yusuf Al Muhammed of Medina, Saudi Arabia. "I'm not going to say who it was, but the application was filled out in Hebrew."
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Due to the absence of voluntary candidates, God's Law stipulated that the Almighty had to choose a people at random to serve out the next 10-millenia term. Elias Contreau, director of the International Interfaith Working Group, said he wasn't surprised it came to a blind drawing.
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According to a worldwide survey of faiths, not a single group expressed an interest in being chosen, and the only application submitted before last night's filing deadline, on behalf of the Islamic people, proved to be a fake.
"Somebody filled out a form and signed our name to it, but I guarantee it wasn't us," said Imam Yusuf Al Muhammed of Medina, Saudi Arabia. "I'm not going to say who it was, but the application was filled out in Hebrew."
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Due to the absence of voluntary candidates, God's Law stipulated that the Almighty had to choose a people at random to serve out the next 10-millenia term. Elias Contreau, director of the International Interfaith Working Group, said he wasn't surprised it came to a blind drawing.
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In Jerusalem, Jewish leaders said they will propose an amendment to God's Law prohibiting a people from having to serve more than two consecutive terms. "Hopefully, G-d will hear our prayer," said Meyerson. "No, wait, that's what got us into this."
Americans, meanwhile, expressed outrage at the decision, saying they had assumed they were God's chosen people. However, explained Archbishop Carey, "It only seems that way because so many people don't like you." (... more )
6 comments:
Tirbushonius: "Sehe, de ce-i zice lu poporul ala ales ? Cine l-a ales, pentru ce si de ce ?"
postarea am publicat-o, ...due to popular demand (vezi mai sus),...
insa, mai ales, datorita dezgustatorelor ineptii antisemite extrase din textele parlamentarului polonez, Maciej Giertych, care au provocat revulsie atit in Polonia, cit si in presa internationala, ...
... cu toate ca, pe un anume blog ... ideile sustinute de acest ins sint prezentate drept "arhi-cunoscute adevaruri istorice".
Nostima postare!
Misto, umor de cea mai inalta calitate, astia sunt evreii ce-i iubesc.
Sehe, pai de ce nu-mi razpunzi ?
Tirbushonius, hai s-o luam pe indelete ...
M-ai intrebat "Cine l-a ales ?", ... ti-am aratat cine.
Daca vrei sa stii mai multe, trebuie sa-mi spui mai intii, cu cuvintele tale de tirbushon, tu ce crezi: "ales"ul ala de la "poporul ales" este verb sau adjectiv ?
oricare ar fi raspunsul tau, trebuie sa spui si "de ce ?".
Sehe, te rog, io am patentat intrebarea "De ce?".
Cum ziceam deunazi "Warum, warum ist die Banane krumm?", nefasta zice... d-aia
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