Sunday, June 1, 2008

Chat pe Iunie

Suntem cele mai gustoase
Şi dacă suntem perechi,
Unele, mai norocoase,
Cercelim pe la urechi.








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103 comments:

vics said...

Sa incepem cu o poveste:
... si totul ar fi fost perfect dacă printre ei nu ar fi trăit o femeie ciudată şi ursuză, căreia toţi îi spuneau Cireşoaia, fără să ştie însă de unde vine acest nume nemaiântâlnit. Ea îşi ducea traiul singură într-o casă din vârful unei coline înconjurată de un zid de piatră dincolo de care nici o privire nu putea pătrunde.
Aici nu era nici o livadă. Doar în faţa casei creştea un pom înalt cu coroana ramificată ce rodea nişte fructe fără seamăn pe lume. Primăvara, după ce petalele albe şi gingaşe ale florilor se scuturau, pe ramurile lui apăreau nişte bobiţe mici şi verzi ce atârnau perechi, perechi la capătul unor codiţe lungi şi subţiri. Apoi creşteau, creşteau, până începeau să se pârguiască. Pieliţa lor căpăta o culoare sângerie, miezul devenea cărnos şi zemos cu un gust dulce şi aromat de-ţi lăsa gura apă.
Oamenii le spuneau „fructele Cireşoaiei”, după numele femeii, sau mai simplu „cireşe”, iar pomului, „cireş”. Nimeni nu mai văzuse undeva asemenea fructe şi nimeni nu ştia de unde apăruse pomul în curtea Cireşoaiei. Femeia păstra secretul cu străşnicie. Mulţi au încercat să-l cultive aşa cum ştiau ei, punând sâmburii cireşelor în pământ, udându-i şi aşteptând să răsară ceva, dar fără folos. Din pământ nu răsărea niciodată nimic.

Cireşul şi fructele lui aduceau în casa de pe colină bani frumoşi căci faima lor se dusese până hăt, departe. Dar nu oricine se putea bucura de gustul acestor fructe nemaivăzute. Preţul lor era mare astfel încât numai cei bogaţi le puneau pe masă. Ele se coceau înaintea tuturor fructelor, iar copiii le priveau cu jind, roşii şi cărnoase, printre frunzele crengilor ce se vedeau de după zidul cel înalt de piatră.
Femeia nu găsea altceva mai bun de făcut cu banii câştigaţi din vânzarea cireşelor, decât să-l ridice tot mai sus, ca nu cumva taina să treacă dincolo de el şi cireşul să crească şi în livezile altor oameni.

(dati click pe continuarea legendei cireselor-cercei)

calzing said...

Drada Roy...reluare intrebarea ta pe CDraga Roy.
In ce priveste ca eu sa dansesz un can can e cam problematic ca e dansat mai mult de femei si daca cunosti acest vechi dans e cu ridicatul fustei in sus deci eu...????
In ce priveste pe Olmert,dealtfel ca si predecesorii lui,stii foarte bine ca la un moment dat li s-au legat la toti cate o talanga de gat iclusiv marelui orator si demagog Bibi Netaniahhuu.
Cert este ca e pe duca si gradina lui Dumnezeu e mare.hat pe mai

Anonymous said...

When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked
by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an
example of empire building' by George Bush.

He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent
many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for
freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked
for in return is enough to bury those that did not return

Anonymous said...

Global Warming Again

Anonymous said...

A Warning for America from South Africa

By Gemma Meyer

(Gemma Meyer is the pseudonym of a South African journalist. She and her husband, a former conservative member of parliament, still reside in South Africa.)

eople used to say that South Africa was 20 years behind the rest of the Western world. Television, for example, came late to South Africa (but so did pornography and the gay rights movement).

Today, however, South Africa may be the grim model of the future Western world, for events in America reveal trends chillingly similar to those that destroyed our country.

America's structures are Western. Your Congress, your lobbying groups, your free speech, and the way ordinary Americans either get involved or ignore politics are peculiarly Western, not the way most of the world operates. But the fact that only about a third of Americans deem it important to vote is horrifying in light of how close you are to losing your Western character.

Writing letters to the press, manning stands at county fairs, hosting fund-raising dinners, attending rallies, setting up conferences, writing your Congressman - that is what you know, and what you are comfortable with. Those are the political methods you've created for yourselves to keep your country on track and to ensure political accountability.

But woe to you if - or more likely, when - the rules change. White Americans may soon find themselves unable or unwilling to stand up to challenge the new political methods that will be the inevitable result of the ethnic metamorphosis now taking place in America. Unable to cope with the new rules of the game - violence, mob riots, intimidation through accusations of racism, demands for proportionality based on racial numbers, and all the other social and political weapons used by the have-nots to bludgeon treasure and power from the haves - Americans, like others before them, will no doubt cave in. They will compromise away their independence and ultimately their way of life.

That is exactly what happened in South Africa. I know, because I was there and I saw it happen.

Faced with revolution in the streets, strikes, civil unrest and the sheer terror and murder practiced by Nelson Mandela's African National Congress (ANC), the white government simply capitulated in order to achieve "peace."

Westerners need peace. They need order and stability. They are builders and planners. But what we got was the peace of the grave for our society.

The Third World is different - different peoples with different pasts and different cultures. Yet Westerners continue to mistake the psychology of the Third World and its peoples. Sierra Leone and Zimbabwe are perfect examples of those mistakes. Sierra Leone is in perpetual civil war, and Zimbabwe - once the thriving, stable Rhodesia - is looting the very people (the white men) who feed the country. Yet Westerners do not admit that the same kind of savagery could come to America when enough immigrants of the right type assert themselves. The fact is, Americans are sitting ducks for Third World exploitation of the Western conscience of compassion.

Those in the West who forced South Africa to surrender to the ANC and its leaders did not consider Africa to be the dangerous, corrupt, and savage place it is now in Zimbabwe and South Africa. Those Western politicians now have a similar problem looming on their own doorsteps: the demand for power and treasure from the non-Western peoples inside the realm.

It is already too late for South Africa, but not for America if enough people strengthen their spine and take on the race terrorists, the armies of the "politically correct" and, most dangerous of all, the craven politicians who believe "compassionate conservatism" will buy them a few more votes, a few more days of peace.

White South Africans, you should remember, have been in that part of Africa for the same amount of time whites have inhabited North America; yet ultimately South Africans voted for their own suicide. We are not so very different from you.

We lost our country through skillful propaganda, pressure from abroad (not least from the U.S.A.), unrelenting charges of "oppression" and "racism," and the shrewd assessment by African tyrants that the white man has many Achilles' heels, the most significant of which are his compassion, his belief in the "equality of man," and his "love your neighbor" philosophy - none of which are part of the Third World's history.

The mainline churches played a big role in the demise of Western influence throughout Africa, too; especially in South Africa. Today's tyrants were yesterday's mission-school proteges. Many dictators in Africa were men of the cloth. They knew their clerical collars would deflect criticism and obfuscate their real aims, which had nothing whatever to do with the "brotherhood of man."

Other tyrants, like the infamous Idi Amin, were trained and schooled by the whites themselves, at Oxford, Cambridge, and Harvard. After receiving the best from the West, they unleashed a resentful bloodlust against their benefactors.

From what I have seen and read thus far, I fear Americans will capitulate just as we did. Americans are, generally, a soft lot. They don't want to quarrel or obstruct the claims of those who believe they were wronged. They like peace and quiet, and they want to compromise and be nice.

A television program that aired in South Africa showed a town meeting somewhere in Southern California where people met to complain about falling standards in the schools. Whites who politely spoke at the meeting clearly resented the influx of Mexican immigrants into their community. When a handful of Chicanos at the back of the hall shouted and waved their hands at them, the whites simply shrunk back into their seats rather than tell the noisemakers to shut up. They didn't want to quarrel.

In America, the courts are still the final arbiters of society's laws. But what will happen when your future majority refuses to abide by court rulings - as in Zimbabwe. What will happen when the new majority says the judges are racists, and that they refuse to acknowledge "white man's justice"? What will happen when the courts are filled with their people, or their sympathizers? In California, Proposition 187 has already been overturned.

What will you do when the future non-white majority decides to change the names of streets and cities? What will you do when they no longer want to use money that carries the portraits of old, dead white "racists" and slave owners? Will you cave in, like you did on flying the Confederate flag? What about the national anthem? Your official language?

Don't laugh. When the "majority" took over in South Africa, the first targets were our national symbols.

In another generation, America may well face what Africa is now experiencing - invasions of private land by the "have-nots;" the decline in health care quality; roads and buildings in disrepair; the banishment of your history from the education of the young; the revolutionization of your justice system.

In South Africa today, only 9 percent of murderers end up in jail. Court dockets are regularly purchased and simply disappear. Magistrates can be bribed as can the prison authorities, making escapes commonplace. Vehicle and airplane licenses are regularly purchased, and forged school and university certificates are routine.

What would you think of the ritual slaughter of animals in your neighbor's backyard? How do you clean up the blood and entrails that litter your suburban streets? How do you feel about the practice of witchcraft, in which the parts of young girls and boys are needed for "medicinal" purposes? How do you react to the burning of witches?

Don't laugh. All that is quite common in South Africa today.

Don't imagine that government officials caught with their fingers in the till will be punished. Excuses - like the need to overcome generations of white racism - will be found to exonerate the guilty.

In fact, known criminals will be voted into office because of a racial solidarity among the majority that doesn't exist among the whites. When Ian Smith of the old Rhodesia tried to stand up to the world, white South African politicians were among the Westerners pressuring him to surrender.

When Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe murders his political opponents, ignores unfavorable court decisions, terrorizes the population and siphons off millions from the state treasury for himself and his friends, South Africa's new President Thabo Mbeki holds his hand and declares his support. That just happened a few weeks ago.

Your tax dollars will go to those who don't earn and don't pay. In South Africa, organizations that used to have access to state funds such as old age homes, the arts, and veterans' services, are simply abandoned.

What will happen is that Western structures in America will be either destroyed from without, or transformed from within, used to suit the goals of the new rulers. And they will reign either through terror, as in Zimbabwe today, or exert other corrupt pressures to obtain, or buy votes. Once power is in the hands of aliens, don't expect loyalty or devotion to principle from those whose jobs are at stake. One of the most surprising and tragic components of the disaster in South Africa is how many previously anti-ANC whites simply moved to the other side.

Once you lose social, cultural, and political dominance, there is no getting it back again.

Unfortunately, your habits and values work against you. You cannot fight terror and street mobs with letters to your Congressmen. You cannot fight accusations of racism with prayer meetings. You cannot appeal to the goodness of your fellow man when the fellow man despises you for your weaknesses and hacks off the arms and legs of his political opponents.

To survive, Americans must never lose the power they now enjoy to people from alien cultures. Above all, don't put yourselves to the test of fighting only when your backs are against the wall. You will probably fail.

Millions around the world want your good life. But make no mistake: They care not for the high-minded ideals of Thomas Jefferson and George Washington, and your Constitution. What they want are your posessions, your power, and your status.

And they already know that their allies among you, the "human rights activists," the skillful lawyers and the left-wing politicians will fight for them, and not for you. They will exploit your compassion and your Christian charity, and your good will.

They have studied you, Mr. and Mrs. America, and they know your weaknesses well.

They know what to do.

Do you?

This article first appeared in the August 2000 edition of Middle American News. It is reprinted here in response to numerous requests.

Roy said...

Sehe,

Dragutza poza de chat. Doar ca mai este o zi pana la 1 iunie.

Roy said...

Postata azi dimineatza:

Moshule,

Dolarul scade vertiginos peste tot.

Inca un pic o sa fie avantajos pentru Ford sa produca in America decat in Brazil!

Azi ma uitai putzin prin economiile mele unde insemnez de ani de zile cursul dolarului si al iuroiului.

Shekelul a ajuns paritatea cu dolarul de acum vreo 12 ani. Din ianuarie 2003, cand dolarul era la pretz record fatza de shekel, a scazut dolarul cu 33% fatza de shekel.

Iuroul a scazut dindecembrie 2004 cu 14% fatza de shekel.

Companiile de hightech israeliene sunt inebunite. Spun ca ii costa inginerii cam cat in America, deci pierd la competivitate.

Grea situatzia!

Dar acum e seara
si dolarul a mai scazut cu 0.9% iar iuroul cu 1.3%.

Valeu!

Roy said...

Moshule,

Bun articolul. SA pe drumul lui Zimbabwe.

Anonymous said...

Dean Kamen Again

Roy said...

Mana bionica. Pacat ca nu aratat ceva mai mult.

Mosule, azi esti in forma. Mult material interesant. Mersi.

vics said...

Doar ca mai este o zi pana la 1 iunie.

stiu Roy, ... dar a scris calorica ca chat`ul din Mai contine prea multe lugubre sinistre macabre funebre, asa ca l-am postat pe Iunie, ... lasindu-l si pe Mai sa fie ...

insa iata ca lumea s-a repezit la cirese ...

Roy said...

Uite ceva dragutz, daca va amintitzi:

"Noi suntem profesori si examinatori,
A toate stiutori si a tot cunoscatori"


(Orice asemanare cu prof. Moro este pur intamplatoare)

Roy said...

Uite, am gasit si versia germana de la "Noi suntem profesori" pe Youtube.

Mie versia romana mi se pare mai buna, desi sunt probleme de dictziune pe ici, pe colo.

calzing said...

Pana la alegerile noi guvernamentale in Israel,Iranul va dispune de prima arma atomica si chiar montata pe rachete.

vezi si varianta ebraica Roy

Roy said...

Carol,

Itzi recomand sa nu citesti Debka, eu am si corespondat cu ei, e un site kk.

In legatura ce o sa se intample in momentul cand Iranul va avea bomba atomica, parerea majoritatzii analistilor este ca nu va sari imediat sa se foloseasca de ea. Mai curand va incerca sa puna mana pe principatele din Golf.

Ei spun ca Bahreinul e teritoriu iranian, probabil vor incerca sa vada cum reactioneaza americanii.

Nu cred ca vor incerca sa faca ceva cand au un stoc de bombe minor si mai ales presupunand (si sper sa fie adevarat) ca Israelul ar avea bombe termo-nuclear care sunt de zeci de ori mai puternice decat o bomba atomica obisnuita.

Anonymous said...

Moroianu

Anonymous said...

ZIUA IERUSALIMULUI - 2 Iunie 2008

Acesta este dupa calendarul iudaic data cand orasul vechi al Ierusalimului a fost eliberat in timpul Razboiului de Sase Zile din 1967.

Yom Yerushalim reprezinta de asemenea cei 3000 de ani de cand Ierusalimul este capitala evreilor.

Este uneori greu sa explici unicitatea Ierusalimului pentru poporul evreu. Israelul nu poate exista
fara Ierusalim. Este inima natiunii si a religiei iudaice. Regele David a facut din Ierusalim capitala evreilor acum 3000 de ani. Aceasta a fost cu o mie de ani inaintea aparitiei crestinismului si cu mai mult de 1500 de ani inainte de aparitia Islamului."

Anonymous said...

Nu cred ca voi uita vreodata ziua
in care a fost eliberat, si unit,
Ierusalimul...
Eram deja aici, in Israel.
Razboiul se ducea pe 3 fronturi,
cu Siria, Iordania si Egipt.
Noi, o mana de oameni comparativ
cu cei care ne amenintau existentza, David in fatza lui Goliat...

Singura posibilitate de a afla ce
se-ntampla pe fronturi ne-o oferea
radioul...Nu aveam inca TV.
Stiam ca lupta in Ierusalim era in
unele locuri corp la corp, aproape
din casa in casa.

Tatal meu fusese mobilizat la locul
de lucru, eram acasa doar cu mama.
Vecina de palier,-tot singura in casa-, ne-a sunat disperata la usa,
chemandu-ne la ea.
La radio se transmitea in direct,
din luptele din Ierusalim,(premiera
pt acea perioada)...

Am auzit ca Muntele Templului este
deja ocupat de soldatii nostri,
am auzit cum ne descriau imprejurimile, cum se apropie de
Zidul Plangerii.
Cand au anuntat ca deja au atins
Zidul si am auzit sunand din shofar, emotia noastra a ajuns la
extreme. Nu mi-e rusine sa povestesc ca am inceput sa plangem...
Mult sange s-a varsat in acele lupte in Ierusalim...:(

Nu stiu cine a scris comentariul de ieri despre ziua Ierusalimului,
(nu s-a semnat, pacat),
posibil ca este un text copiat de undeva dar, eu asi rezuma ideia intr-o singura fraza :

Israelul nu poate exista
fara Ierusalim, este inima natiunii si a religiei iudaice.


Va invit intr-o vizita in Israel Museum

vics said...

vreau sa adaug la emotionantele postari (anonimul si b.d.) cu ocazia zilei Ierusalimului ...,

citeva date legate de evenimentele de la 1948 pina la intregire ...

un document scurt, insa informativ:
Whose Jerusalem? Whose Land?

ma alatur si eu voua, b.d. si anonimul, in convingerea ca nu exista alternativa:
Jerusalemul va ramine de`a pururi al Israelului.

Anonymous said...

Hunger Summit

calzing said...

o privire panoramica inspre vechiul/noul Nazaret
Israelul este un simbol.....

Anonymous said...

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?


BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience make me uniquely qualified to ensure---right from Day One!---that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me---

DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eg gs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.

GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eg gs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an int eg ral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ......... reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?

AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

Anonymous said...

Un turist american viziteaza Londra, cand de-odata simte nevoia sa urineze.
Cauta, cauta si nu gaseste nici o toaleta.
Neavand incotro intra intr-o straduta, se apropie de un colt mai intunecat langa un zid mai inalt si incepe sa se descheie la fermoar. Inca inainte de-a "incepe" simte o bataie usoara pe umar. Se intoarce si langa el se afla un politist tipic englez.
-Scuza-ma domnule - spune politistul, e interzis urinatul in locura publice.
Americanul se scuza, ii spune ca nu are incotro, ca nu se poate abtine si nu gaseste un WC.
-Te voi ajuta – zice politistul . Vino dupa mine.
Il conduce pe turist spre o portita in zid si-i arata drumul in interior.
Turistul intra si ochii aproape ca-i ies din orbite. Se afla intr-o superba gradina, intretinuta, plina de aranjamente cu iarba, flori, tufe si copaci.
Politistul ii indica unul din copaci si-i spune:
-Nicio problema, poti sa urinezi aici.
Americanul urineaza, respira usurat si-l intreaba pe politist:
-Spune, asta-i ceea ce se cheama "Amabilitatea Britanica"?
- Nu – raspunde politistul , noi numim asta Ambasada Franceza!

Anonymous said...

Petrostate

Anonymous said...

Obama 1

Anonymous said...

Obama 2

Anonymous said...

Doi ardeleni la oras sunt cazati intr-un hotel, la etajul 20. Liftul nu functioneaza. Se apuca ei sa urce pe scari. Pe la etajul 5, Ion catre
Gheorghe:

- Gheo, am sa iti zic ceva...

- Lasa-ma in amaraciunea mea, imi zici cand ajungem sus.

Dupa inca vreo 7 etaje, Ion:

- Gheo, trebe sa-ti zic ceva...

- Lasa-ma, Ioane, imi zici cand ajungem. Acu' lasa-ma in pace!

In fata usii, Gheorghe catre Ion:

- Ia zi acum ce voiai sa-mi zici.

- Am uitat cheia la receptie!

Se apuca ei sa coboare. Dupa vreo 5 etaje, Ion vrea sa zica ceva.

- Lasa-ma in pace. Imi zici jos!

Dupa alte 7 etaje, Ion vrea sa spuna ceva, Gheorghe enervat il
opreste.

Ajung sleiti la receptie, Ion:

- Mai, Gheo, tu chiar nu stii de gluma???!!

Anonymous said...

Puterea credintei

Crestinul: Eram pe o corabie cand o furtuna napraznica a izbucnit;

M-am rugat lui D-zeu, si ce credeti? Pe o distanta de 10m in jur, intre valurile alea ucigatoare s-a creat un culoar linistit care ne-a tras corabia la mal !DUMNEZEU E MARE !

Musulmanul: Eram in desert, cand o furtuna ingrozitoare de nisip s-a
iscat din senin. Nu mai aveam merinde, apa, camilele nu se mai miscau.

M-am rugat lui Alah. Ce credeti? Pe o distanta de 10m in fata, stanga si dreapta, s-a iscat un senin si-o ploaie marunta pe un culoar care ne-a scos la o oaza cu apa, banane, cocotieri - ALAH E MARE !

Evreul: Era sambata... si ma plimbam pe strazile Ierusalimului; suntem
foarte nevoiasi... La un moment dat, in fata mea, pe jos, un portofel
doldora cu mii de dolari!... Ce sa fac? Sambata, n-am voie sa ating bani, si-atunci m-am rugat lui Iahveh... Si ce credeti? In jurul meu, pe o distanta de 10m s-a facut miercuri !

Anonymous said...

Itic o suna pe d-na Goldstein:

-Alo,saru-mana,ce mai faceti?

-Ce sa fac;sotul meu e pe teren de o luna;sunt singura.

-Atunci,poate imi permiteti sa trec pe la dumneavoastra,bem o cafea,facem ceva ...stiti Dvs...........

-Vai,domnule Itic,credeti ca sunt curva?

-Vai Doamna, Da' a pomenit cineva de bani?

vics said...

bancos e Mos Grigore`al nostru ...

dar l-ati vazut ce frumos cinta
la chitara rece ?

Bravo, Moshule !

Anonymous said...

In aceasta seara, si maine, evreii
sarbatoresc ''Shavuot''.
In afara de primirea Tablelor Legii, pe Muntele Sinai, aceasta sarbatoare simbolizeaza si culegerea primelor roade ale pamantului.
In vremurile biblice, in aceasta zi, se aduceau cosuri cu fructe, legume si spice de grau la Templul din Ierusalim.

SHAVUOT

''Shavuot se sarbatoreste in a sasea zi a lunii ebraice Sivan.

Shavuot nu este la fel de bine cunoscuta ca alte sarbatori evreiesti cum ar fi Pesach sau Yom Kippur, desi ea sarbatoreste momentul daruirii Torei (Biblia ebraica), - cel mai important eveniment din istoria evreilor. Talmudul ne invata ca evreii au primit Cele Zece Porunci pe 6 Sivan, adica de Shavuot. Pentru a celebra primirea Torei, evreii religiosi petrec toata noaptea de Shavuot invatand despre iudaism.

In Ierusalim, zeci de mii de evrei care au studiat Torah toata noaptea de Shavuot merg la rasaritul soarelui la Kotel (Zidul Plangerii) pentru slujba de dimineata. In 1967, dupa ce orasul vechi al Ierusalimului a fost recucerit, aproximativ 200 de mii de evrei au vizitat de Shavuot Zidul Plangerii. In mod traditional, casa si sinagoga sunt decorate de Shavuot cu plante si flori. In plus, traditia cere ca in prima zi de Shavuot sa se faca o masa festiva cu produse lactate.

De Shavuot se obisnuieste sa se citeasca in sinagoga Cartea lui Ruth. Aceasta pentru ca evenimentele relatate in aceasta carte au avut loc in timpul secerisului.

Pentru o persoana care s-a convertit la iudaism, adica cineva care a venit din alt popor pentru a duce o viata evreieasca, comportamentul lui Ruth este exemplar. Desi soacra sa Naomi a avertizat-o ca s-ar putea sa nu se mai poata recasatori dupa moartea sotului ei evreu si desi a sfatuit-o sa duca o viata "normala," Ruth decide sa-si abandoneze casa, cultura si siguranta pentru a se alatura poporului evreu.

Ruth nu se poate astepta nici macar la o existenta cat de cat confortabila - ci doar la o viata anevoioasa cu soacra ei . Puritatea scopului ei a fost rasplatita prin obtinerea unei pozitii cheie in istoria evreilor: Ruth a fost strabunica regelui David si ca atare, o veriga in lantul catre Mesia. Ruth, ca suprem exemplu de persoana care se converteste, este potrivita ca inspiratie pentru Shavuot. La fel cum ea incerca sa se apropie de Dumnezeu alegand Torah si viata in sanul poporului evreu, fara alte motive ascunse, tot asa putem fi isi noi nspirati sa ne reinnoim devotamentul fata de poporul evreu si fata de Torah.''

calzing said...

TRIST DAR ADEVARAT

Odata, o maimuta din neamul anecdotic,
Venind la sfat pe-o creanga de arbore exotic,
A zis: Atentiune! Sunt foarte afectata!

Tot circula o vorba, deloc adevarata,
Ca omul ar descinde din buna noastra rasa.
Si insasi ideea-aceasta imi pare odioasa!

Ati pomenit vreodata divorturi printre noi?
Copii lasati pe drumuri, sau strigat de razboi?

Cine-a vazut in hoarda la noi bolnavi mintali,
Drogati, lacomi de carnuri sau homosexuali,
Escroci, banditi, gherile sau vreo tutungerie?

In neamul nostru nobil nu vezi asa prostie!
Noi n-avem mafii crude in stirpea noastra-aleasa,
Nici teroristi, nici dogme, nici luptele de clasa.

Cat am batut eu jungla, scuzati, n-am observat
In obstea maimuteasca vreun cocotier privat,
Nici garduri si nici paznici, nici pui murind de foame
Sau omorati in taina de asa zise mame.

Nu veti vedea vreodata cat soarele si luna
O minte de maimuta dospind in ea minciuna.

Chiar dac-as fi silita de vreun laborator,
N-as deveni turnator si nici informator.

Si iata, inc-un lucru din lumea mea, frumos :
La noi nu se intampla razboi religios,
Nici sfinte inchizitii, nici libertati in lanturi

Nici chefuri dupa care sa ne culcam prin santuri,
Nici ordine mondiala, nici nationalism,
Si nici vreo indoiala ce-aduce ateism.

E-adevarat ca omul a coborat la noi,
Dar nu, fiti rezonabili,
N-a coborat DIN noi!

vics said...

ce s-a intimplat, carolica ?

vazui ca ai scris un mesaj mai critic la adresa lui "Gura bogata" Mofaz ...,
si vad ca ti-au sters mesajul ...

mai sa fie !

vics said...

b.d.,
si de shavuot se maninca si
cheese blintzes ...

exact asa aratau alea pe care le mincam la New York ...

Roy said...

Ieri la pranz am mancat niste clatite acasa super. Foile erau cumparate si erau un pic prea groase insa contzinutul facut de doamna Roy era super: branza cu stafide si nuci!

Seara la nepotu-miu iar clatite si placinte cu branza.

Ah, ce sarbatoare buna e Shavuotul asta! Si anul asta a iesit fantastic: patru zile de odihna!

calzing said...

Sehe,

ce s-a intimplat, carolica ?

vazui ca ai scris un mesaj mai critic la adresa lui "Gura bogata" Mofaz ...,
si vad ca ti-au sters mesajul ...

O fi fost un moderator ce solidarizeaza cu tampenia,ei prefera mai mult o katty,Pinkie &......

vics said...

insa ceea ce e caraghios, e ca mesajul tau era critic la adresa lui Mofaz, ...

se pare ca l-au considerat "anti-semitic" ...
asta mi s-a parut curios.

tipii le cam sterg la intimplare ...
de ex.
mesajele charmante ale lui "cotrofel", scrise mereu aiurea`n tramway, cu un voit sens "abscons" impenetrabil pentru ei, sint sterse de urgentza, de parca ar contine "instructiuni codificate" ...

calzing said...

Sehe draga,

se pare ca l-au considerat "anti-semitic" ...
asta mi s-a parut curios.

Daca o fi asa intradevar sunt redusi mintal,ori bautzi.....poate nu le-a placut ca am spus ca "Gura bate curul"..dar am mentionat si scuze....
De retinut ca forumul a ajuns doar precum o statie de autobuz.....

Roy said...

At the Russian military academy, a General gave a lecture on
"Potential Problems and Military Strategy". At the end of the lecture
he asked if there are any questions.
An officer stood up and asked: "Will there be a third world war? Will
Russia take part in it?"
The general answered both questions in the affirmative.


The officer asked: "Who will be the enemy?"


The General: "All indications point to China."


All the audience is shocked, the officer asks: "General, we are only
150 million, there are 1,500 million Chinese. Can we win at all?"


The General: "Just think about this. In modern warfare, it is not the
quantity that matters but the quality. For example in the middle east
we have had a few wars recently where 5 million Jews fought against 50
million Arabs, and Israel was always victorious."


After a small pause the officer asked, "Do we have enough Jews???"

calzing said...

E super bancul asta Roy,de ar fi si de aici incolo valabila acest adevar....
Poate doar daca risii se vor alia cu noi...:-))

Roy said...

Superbii Armstrong & Kaye

Roy said...

Auzita de la nevasta-mea si autentica:

Compania ei produce diverse aparate de telecomunicatzii pe care le vinde in toata lumea.

In urma cu catziva ani, un client strain a inceput sa se planga ca aparatul cumparat de el face Restart in fiecare zi la miezul noptzii, anuland tot felul de parametri, producand alarme in sistem si facand o mare harababura.

Au incercat inteleptzii companiei sa lanseze diverse ipoteze, au incercat sa reconstituie fenomenul in laborator.... totul in zadar.

In fine, cineva a hotarat sa ia avionul si sa se deplaseze la fatza locului. Tipul a ramas de veghe ca sa vada fenomenul cu ochii lui.

Cateva minute inainte de miezul noptzii, isi facu aparitzia tacticoasa o doamna curatzatoare, care scoase aparatul din priza, puse aspiratorul, facu un pic curat si apoi repuse in functiune aparatul.

Simplu ca noapte buna!

Anonymous said...

Atentzie Salmonela

Roy said...

Mati Kaspi live (cu adevarat hofaa haia) funny!

Roy said...

Mersi moshu pentru salmonela.

Rosiile din Israel nu sunt atinse.

Anonymous said...

Strip-Tease In Metrou

calzing said...

Strip-Tease in Metro....hello Moshule de unde le scoti????
Pana si in Metrourile din USA trebue sa faca acest sport romancele??????????
E "Great Romania".....:-))

Anonymous said...

Mincatzi Peking Duck

Anonymous said...

Bionic Hand

calzing said...

O fi chiar asa?

Tricolorul romanesc

Anonymous said...

Petaflop

Anonymous said...

Carole,

Pai, asta-i ziarul lui WCTudor, de care pomenea uneori si Katinka !...

N-ai vazut cine semneaza ''articolul ? :

Autor : ADEVĂRATUL SERVICIU ROMÂN DE INFORMAŢII

Buna gluma ! :-)))

Anonymous said...

Bravo Karolica, vad ca te gashishi sa "stir the shit"; pai tu eshti mana cereasca pentru Zen & Comp!

PS. Ia da-le tu linkul ala si tzinete BINE!

calzing said...

Draga b.d.

Desigur ca am vazut,am postat in mod intentionat sa se distreze lumea....
Sanatate!
Carol

calzing said...

Treaba ingrijoratoare,daca e relevanta stirea asta

esec

vics said...

anuntz ca am mutat postarea despre "American Election" la racoare in pivnitza ...
O voi readuce prin sept-oct ...

daca cineva mai doreste sa posteze legat de subiect, poate da click pe linkul de mai sus, sau sa scroll down spre data de 1 iunie ...

Anonymous said...

Pacepa on Obama

Anonymous said...

Thomas Dilorenzo - Controversial

Anonymous said...

A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home she puts
her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there
already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball."

Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."

Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball glove."

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,"How much?"

Boy - "$750"

Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."The boy says, "I can't ., I sold my
baseball and my glove."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

Boy -"$1,000"

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost.

I'm going to take you to
church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again".

Anonymous said...

Gas Prices in Your Zip

Roy said...

Astazi m-am intalnit din intamplare cu "stapanul" pisicii din coltz. Tocmai o hraneam cu niste pastrama si am intrat in vorba.

Si asa am aflat ca este de fapt pisica blocului. Ea locuieste la acelasi etaj cu el. Din cand in cand ii inspecteaza apartamentul, dar ii place sa stea afara pe palier unde el i-a preparat o cutie cu carpe ca sa-i tzina cald.

A gasit-o in gradina casei, avea o zgarda (semn ca era a cuiva) insa nimeni nu a reclamat-o, deci a fost infiata de el.

Toata lumea o cunoaste si stie la ce etaj sta. Cand se plictiseste de odihna din curte, unde sta tolanita intre doua tufisuri, se duce la usa blocului si asteapta pana vine cineva sa-i deschida usa si urca cu liftul pana la cutiutza ei.

E asa de alintata ca nici nu vrea sa auda sa urce pe scari (poate si din cauza varstei). Recent liftul a fost in reparatzie toata ziua si a asteptat pana ce tehnicianul si-a terminat treaba.

Asta iarna a fost grav bolnava si "stapanul" a dus-o la veterinar care a operat-o. Timp de 3 luni a fost ingrijita pe palier, lumea ii aducea papitza la locul de suferintza.

In fine, desi o credeam fricoasa, am aflat ca s-a napustit o data pe dobermanul vecinilor, care a luat-o la fuga abandonandu-si bonzo-ul in gherutzele ei.

Acum are si un mostenitor care s-a aciuit in aceasi curte; un piscutz de cateva luni pe care am inceput sa-l hranim si pe el.

Ieri am adus ceva branza moale si bineintzeles madame a capatat prima fiind mai in varsta. Cel mic mieuna disperat si s-a asezat in fatza ei, uitandu-se fix la ea cum linge de zor capacelul pe care intinsesem branza. Dar ei, putzin ii pasa de el.

I-am pus si celui mic o portzie buna si s-a aruncat asupra ei. Probabil ca era tare flamand.

Anonymous said...

Ann Coulter

Anonymous said...

Hakabee la Fox News

Roy said...

Moshule,

Nostim filmul cu Racoonul. Imi plac ochelarii lui de soare si muzica care este foarte potrivita.

Pe sofaua din salonul meu se odihneste un racoon care a devenit de mult membru al familiei, cumparat intr-un magazin de jucarii din Jasper, Canada.

Roy said...

Putin on the Ritz

Nostim!

Anonymous said...

Jump & Chute

calzing said...
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calzing said...

iran in posesia A.A

vics said...

ha,ha, reusit numarul de estrada
"Putin on the Ritz"...

ma gindesc ca in curind editarile vor fi atit de perfecte, incit nimic, nici fotografii, nici filme, nici texte, nici semnaturi, nici voci ... nu vor mai putea fi considerate "marturii" pentru realitate ...

mai ales peste 100, 200 de ani, ... ma gindesc la unii care vor dori sa afle cite ceva despre Putin, sau Bush ...,
si vor descoperi acest filmuletz.

Stiind cite ceva despre aceste 2 figuri, nu vad de ce nu ar crede ca, ... s-ar fi putut intr`adevar ca Putin si Bush sa se fi gindit, cu ocazia unui "summit", sa-si lase audientza "paf" cu un astfel de "numar"...

Anonymous said...

Care e Verbul Ala?

Anonymous said...

St. Peter is at the Pearly Gates checking up on the people waiting to enter in Heaven. He asks the next one in line, "So, who are you, and what did you do on Earth?" The fellow says, " I'm Barack Obama, and I was the first black to be elected President of the United States " St. Peter says, "The U.S.A ? A black President? You gotta be kidding me! When did this happen?" Obama says :"About twenty minutes ago."

Anonymous said...

UK......

calzing said...

istoria se reintoarce

calzing said...

Apropo de istoria se reintoarce.......daca a-ti vizionat acest video clip cred ca va puteti pune multe intrebari.
Eu ma intreb unde a fost politia si daca a fost inseamna ca au avut permis oficial de-a manifesta.
Unde iesti tu America??????
America tace si o va plati.......
Sfarsitul pamantului va fi inevitabil.......

Anonymous said...

"Apropo de istoria se reintoarce.......daca a-ti vizionat acest video clip cred ca va puteti pune multe intrebari."

Stai linishtit Carole, ca nu ashtia sint problema; sint citeva sute, hai mii (ca sint zeci de farimitze) la o populatzie de 300,000,000. Se pierd pe rigla (si sint infiltratzi de FBI pina la urechi - ma intreb daca asta nu era agent FBI). De alfel mie mi-a placut Zenn cu mustatza .....

"Eu ma intreb unde a fost politia si daca a fost inseamna ca au avut permis oficial de-a manifesta."

Politzia a fost prin'prejur ca sa-i apere de contramanifestantzi.

Potzi sa fii sigur ca au avut autorizatzie pentru manifestatzie; altfel ii luau cu fulgi cu tot.

Ne place sau nu, libertatea de expresie e parte din Constitutzie........

Roy said...

Moshule, mi-ai luat un pic inainte.

Carol, daca te uitzi cu atentzie la clip, potzi observa ca publicul nu este filmat. Si sa-tzi spun de ce. Cei care l-au turnat si publicat (probabil respectiva banda) stiau ca de ce.

Cred ca nu erau decat cateva zeci, nu mai mult.

America care a pierdut atatzia soldatzi in lupta contra nazismului nu este un loc prea propice pentru ei.

calzing said...

Mosh Grigore,Roy,
Dragii mei nu ma ingrijorez cu nimic,sunt un fatalist,dar acest clip video prezinta doar inceputul,spun inceputul tinand cont ca asa a inceput si "Die Deutsche Jugend" in Germania nazista.

Anonymous said...

"acest clip video prezinta doar inceputul,spun inceputul tinand cont ca asa a inceput si "Die Deutsche Jugend" in Germania nazista."

Complet greshit...in GE a inceput intr-o criza economica cu evrei proportzional mult mai multzi.......in US lumea de rind habar ce sint evreii in afara de alta natzionalitate ca IT, RO sau GE.

Odata cind am cerut informatzii dela un oficiu de turism in Boston, vazind accentul meu, functzionaru' m-a intrebat de unde sint; i-am spus din RO, n-am vazut nicio impresie pe mutra lui si l-am intrebat daca shtie unde e RO. Mi-a raspuns, sigur ca da, "voi sintetzi aia care va luptatzi cu Palestinienii"!

calzing said...

Frate Grigore,

intrebat daca shtie unde e RO. Mi-a raspuns, sigur ca da, "voi sintetzi aia care va luptatzi cu Palestinienii"!

Citind aceasta fraza nevasta mea s-a prapadit de ras...

...alta...ai postat aseara linckul meu ceeace nu m-am asteptat iar asa cum ai observat furnicile s-au adunat ca la miere.Nu dupa mult timp aproape jumatate din postari au fost eliminate de catre nulitatile de Moderatori,prioritate au avut si au ramas latraii bine cunoscuti.
Mi-se face greatza.
Numai bine!

Anonymous said...

THANK YOU AMERICA!



The OPEC minister may look you in the eye and say,
"We are at war with you infidels and have been since
the embargo in the 1970s. You are so arrogant you
haven't even recognized it. You have more missiles,
bombs, and technology; so we are fighting with the
Best weapon we have and extracting on a net basis
about $700 billion/year out of your economy. We will
Destroy you! Death to the infidels!
While I am here I would like to thank you for the
following: Not developing your 250-300 year supply of oil
shale and tar sands. we know if you did this, it
would create thousands of jobs for U.S. citizens,
expand your engineering capabilities, and keep the
wealth in the U.S. instead of sending it to us to
finance our war against you infidels.

Thanks for limiting defense dept. purchases of
oil sands from your neighbors to the north. We love
it when you confuse your allies.

Thanks for over regulating every segment of your
economy and thus delaying, by decades, the
development of alternate fuel technologies.

Thanks for limiting drilling off your coasts, in
Alaska, and anywhere there is an insect, bird, fish, or
plant that might be inconvenienced. Better that your
people suffer. Glad to see our lobbying efforts have
been so effective.

Corn based Ethanol. Praise Allah for this sham
program! Perhaps you will destroy yourself from the
inside with theses types of policies. This is a gift
from Allah, praise his name! We never would have
thought of this one! This is better than when you
pay your farmers NOT TO GROW FOOD. Have them use
more energy to create less energy, and
simultaneously drive up food prices.
Thank you U.S. Congress!

And finally, we appreciate you letting us fleece
you without end. You will be glad to know we have
been accumulating shares in your banks, real estate,
and publicly held companies. We also finance a good
portion of your debt and now manipulate your
markets, currenc y, and economies for our benefit.

THANK YOU AMERICA!"

Anonymous said...

BLOND IS BLOND

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a
blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10:00 PM news was coming on and the news crew was covering a story of a
man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'

Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.' The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!'

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan
dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's
fair. Here's your money.'

Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so
I knew he would jump.'

The blonde replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'

Bob took the money.

calzing said...

Acum sa va aud!



1 . Un sas cu glas de bas cam gras si ras pe nas sta la taifas de-un ceas la parastas despre un extras din pancreas.

2. Capra calca-n piatra, piatra crapa-n patru, crape capul caprei in patru precum a crapat piatra-n patru.

3. Capra neagra calca-n clinci. Clinciul crapa-n cinci, crape capul caprei-n cinci, precum a crapat clinciul-n cinci.

4. Duc in bac sac de dac, aud crac, o fi rac? O fi drac? Face pac, aud mac, aud oac, nu e rac, nu-i gandac, nu e cuc, nu-i brotac, il apuc, il hurduc. E tot drac.

5. Eu pup poala popii, popa pupa poala mea

6. Cosasul Sasa când coseste, cât sase sasi sasul coseste. Si-s sus si-n jos de casa sa, coseste sasul si-n sosea. Si sase case Sasa-si stie.
- Ce sansa!... Sasa-si spuse siesi

7. Un cocostârc s-a dus la descocostârcarie, unde se descocostârcareau si alti cocostârci nedescocostârcariti, ca sa se descocostârcareasca de cocostârcaria lui.

Anonymous said...

Geert Wilders

Anonymous said...

More Obama

Anonymous said...

Despre munca, in viziunea lui Emil Cioran :

"Oamenii muncesc in general prea mult pentru a mai putea fi ei insisi. Munca este un blestem. Iar omul a facut din acest blestem o voluptate. A munci din toate fortele numai pentru munca, a gasi o bucurie intr-un efort care nu duce decit la realizari irelevante, a concepe ca te poti realiza numai printr-o munca obiectiva si neincetata, iata ceea ce este revoltator si ininteligibil. Munca sustinuta si neincetata tampeste, trivializeaza si impersonalizeaza.
Ea deplaseaza centrul de preocupare si interes din zona subiectiva intr-o zona obiectiva a lucrurilor,intr-un plan fad de obiectivitate. Omul nu se intereseaza atunci de destinul sau personal, de educatia lui launtrica, de intensitatea unor fosforescente interne si de realizarea unei prezente iradiante, ci de fapte, de lucruri. Munca adevarata, care ar fi o activitate de continua transfigurare, a devenit o activitate de exteriorizare, de iesire din centrul fiintei. Este caracteristic ca in lumea moderna munca indica o activitate exclusiv exterioara. De aceea, prin ea omul nu se realizeaza, ci realizeaza. Faptul ca fiecare om trebuie sa aiba o cariera, sa intre intr-o forma de viata care aproape niciodata nu-i convine, este expresia acestei tendinte de imbecilizare prin munca.
Sa muncesti pentru ca sa traiesti, iata o fatalitate care la om e mai dureroasa decit la animal. Caci la acesta activitatea este atat de organica, incat el n-o separa de existenta sa proprie, pe cind omul isi da seama de plusul considerabil pe care-l adauga fiintei sale complexul de forme al muncii. In frenezia muncii, la om se manifesta una din tendintele lui de a iubi raul, cind acesta este fatal si frecvent. Si in munca omul a uitat de el insusi. Dar n-a uitat ajungand la naivitatea simpla si dulce,ci la o exteriorizare vecina cu imbecilitatea. Prin munca a devenit din subiect obiect, adica un animal, cu defectul de a fi mai putin salbatic. In loc ca omul sa tinda la o prezenta stralucitoare in lume, la o existenta solara si sclipitoare, in loc sa traiasca pentru el insusi - nu in sens de egoism, ci de crestere interioara -, a ajuns un rob pacatos si impotent al realitatii din afara." -

Emil Cioran

calzing said...

Un american de origine romană a fost inculpat luni pentru complot in vederea vanzării unor componente de avioane militare Iranului, incălcand un embargou american in acest sens, au anunţat luni procurorii, citaţi de Reuters si NewsIn. Traian Bujduveanu, cetăţean american de origine romană in varstă de 53 de ani, este proprietarul companiei Orion Aviation of Plantation, cu sediul in Florida. Bujduveanu şi americanul de origine iraniană Hassan Saied Keshari, in varstă de 48 de ani, au primit comenzi prin e-mail direct din Iran şi au furnizat ilegal componente de avioane militare acestei ţări, prin Dubai, afirmă procurorii."In esenţă, sunt acuzaţi că au ajutat Iranul să işi dezvolte armata exportand ilegal in această ţară componente militare de fabricaţie americană", a declarat procurorul Alexander Acosta la un briefing de presă de la Miami.Cei doi ar fi obţinut şi livrat Iranului componente pentru elicoptere de atac AH-1, elicoptere de transport CH-53 şi avioane de luptă F-14. Cei doi nu aveau licenţă pentru exportarea acestor echipamente şi au incălcat legea controlului exportului armelor şi embargoul american impotriva Iranului.Keshari, care deţine şi el o companie aviatică in California, şi Bujduveanu au fost arestaţi săptămana trecută şi inculpaţi luni de către un tribunal federal. Ei riscă pană la 20 de ani de inchisoare şi amenzi de pană la un milion de dolari.Autorităţile americane afirmă că numeroase reţele de livrare folosesc furnizori din Statele Unite şi din alte ţări pentru a obţine şi livra produse americane Iranului. Procurorii spun că i-au identificat in Iran pe cei care au trimis comenzile lui Keshari şi Bujduveanu, dar au refuzat să dezvăluie identităţile acestora. Autorităţile americane au refuzat, de asemenea, să precizeze dacă Guvernul iranian este autorul comenzilor.

calzing said...

Analysis: Rice presses for a US diplomatic presence in Tehran
June 24, 2008, 9:05 AM (GMT+02:00)

Washington sources, report that by the dramatic step of establishing a US interests section in Tehran, 27 years after relations were severed with the Revolutionary Republic, the Bush administration would hope to wash its hands of any Israeli plan to strike Iran’s nuclear sites this year.

Behind the step are US secretary of state Condoleezza Rice and her former deputy Nicholas Burns; its disclosure to the American media attests to White House backing.

The step slots into the American presidential campaign by distancing President George W. Bush from conservative elements, whose thinking was encapsulated by Bill Kristol, of the Weekly Standard when he told Fox News Sunday, June 22: “If President Bush foresees the likelihood of an Obama election, he may decide to go ahead with such an attack. However, if the President thinks Sen. McCain will be the winner, he would leave the Iranian situation for President McCain to handle.” This view was endorsed by Daniel Pipes, a Middle East expert and member of the conservative Hoover Institution.

Democratic Barack Obama has increased his margin against the Republican John McCain by 15 percent.

Regarding the likelihood of an Israeli go-it-alone attack on Iran, former U.N. Ambassador John Bolton said in the same broadcast:

"I think if they [Israel] are to do anything, the most likely period is after our elections and before the inauguration of the next President. I don’t think they will do anything before our election because they don’t want to affect it.”

Sunday, DEBKAfile reported the estimate of Israeli intelligence and military circles that the extension of Mossad director Meir Dagan’s tenure for another year up to the end of 2009 points to a probable Israeli military action against Iran this year before the Bush presidency runs out.

The unsolicited statement by Condoleezza Rice came next on Monday, June 23. On her way to a conference in Berlin of donors to the Palestinian Civil Police Force, she spoke of opening a US interests section in Tehran similar to the one maintained in Cuba. In so saying, she broke away sharply from the international drive led by the Bush administration to isolate Iran for refusing to give up uranium enrichment.

She said: “We do have the station in Dubai where [Iranians] can get visas, but we know that it's difficult for Iranians sometimes to get to Dubai. We want more Iranians visiting the United States. We are determined to find ways to reach out to the Iranian people."

Middle East peace negotiators, Israeli foreign minister Tzipi Livni and Palestinian ex-prime minister Ahmed Qureia are attending the Berlin conference.

Since the 1979 siege of the US embassy in Tehran by revolutionary zealots, Washington has been represented in Tehran by the Swiss embassy. This arrangement has become untenable since Switzerland signed a bi gas deal with Iran, in breach US sanctions against the Islamic Republic.



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Anonymous said...

Karolicaaaaaaaaa,


baga-i in ma-sa pe aia cu Debka lor ca numai prostii senzatzionale si minciuni scriu.............ii shtiu de ani de zile!

calzing said...

Grigoreeee!!!
Cateodata si minciunile incep sa se adevereasca mai ales cand criza si interesele primeaza.
Carol

Roy said...

Carol,

Site-ul asta Debka, nu face doi bani jumate. Este tzinut de doi gagii (un barbat si o fumeie) care cand vor sa iasa in vacantza, inchid site-ul!

In schimb toarna tot felul de povesti cu sursele lor si corespondentzii lor de parca ar fi Reuters cu un staff de cateva mii de oameni.

Sursele lor sunt tot felul de amici, probabil maiori gen maiorul Zvonila (traducerea mea libera din ebraica pentru Shmuati).

In urma cu 6 ani, prin primavara lui 2002, au lansat zvonul ca americanii intra in Iraq in aprilie.

Le-am scris ca este imposibil si ca americanii au de transbordat o armada intreaga de peste 100 de mii de soldatzi si sute de avioane si asa o operatziune poate sa ia peste jumatate de an, asa cum a luat si construirea fortzelor americane in razboiul din Kuweit.

Fara sa mai vorbim de acorduri politice care sa le permita statzionarea atator trupe americane pe teritorii arabe.

Mi-au raspuns foarte intzepatzi ca ei nu creeaza stiri ci aduc stirile din surse "sigure".

Bineintzeles ca a trecut aprilie si dupa aceea inca 11 luni pana cand americanii au intrat in Iraq.

Dupa parerea mea, nu face sa acorzi prea multa incredere lui Debka.

calzing said...

Stimate Theo,
Nu te contrazic ca nu am argumentul,eu citesc si emit si la altii,insa sa stii ca orice stire eu nu o dispretuiesc ca stii...asa cum se spune cateodata"ce aduce ceasul,nu aduce anul".
Traim in lumea surprizelor si ele baruch hashem nu lipsesc.....

Roy said...

Ei, ma facui cu un nepot etiopian!

Am fost ieri la nunta nepoatei mele; a fost o nunta israeliana, etiopiana si romaneasca, cu dansuri si cantece din regiunile de origina ale familiilor, la poalele orasului lui David de unde s-a inaltzat Ierusalimul.

Ah, ce frumoasa este perechea si ce frumoase erau cuconitzele etiopiene. Era mai ales una, care o punea in cofa pe Naomi Campbel!

Am fost adanc impresionat si emotzionat, a fost o nuntza de imigrantzi vechi (romanii) si noi (etiopienii) si mult tineret care a dansat unit in hora si am stiut ca avem la cine sa predam stafeta.

vics said...

Felicitari, ... frumos eveniment.

da, am vazut si eu ca femeile etiopiene sint nespus de frumoase, un oval al fetzei nemaipomenit, si niste trasaturi extrem de delicate (si cele zambiene). Au ceva princiar in ele. Si barbatii sint frumosi ..., doar ca la barbati eu prefer armenii ca frumusetze.

poti arunca cu niste poze ?
impersonale, fireste ... la gramada, sa captam si noi atmosfera ...

Roy said...

Cand o sa capat pozele oficiale.

Anonymous said...

Felicitari si eu ma pregatesc pentru al doile JapoDac la toamna....

Pina una alta uite una buna.....

Ce mie si cu ashtia

Anonymous said...

Mazal Tov, Roy !

Noroc si fericire tinerei perechi !

Roy said...

Multe multzumiri pentru felicitari. Am fost la multe nuntzi in viatza mea, insa aceasta a fost cea mai emotzionanta.

Moshule, sa fie cu noroc si la voi.

Neamtzu nu ne mai tzine la curent cu bunicimea lui, dar daca mai da pe aici, neamtzule sa fie cu noroc!

calzing said...

Felicitari Roy,imi imaginez cum au aratat acesti doi tineri in bicolorul lor,deabia astept sa vad si eu fotografii.

calzing said...

Incendiar. Prin patul Carlei Bruni au trecut lideri politici, cantareti si actori, tineri sau batrani, bogati sau mai putin avuti








Fostul model si actuala prima doamna a Frantei, Carla Bruni, este o adevarata devoratoare de barbati, ea avand, de-a lungul timpului, 15 amanti celebri sau mai putin cunoscuti. Insa actualul lider de la Elysee nu pare sa aiba vreo problema cu trecutul amoros al Carlei, care ii este acum sotie cu acte in regula, desi el este doar al 16-lea barbat din viata ei. Prima mare dragoste a Carlei a fost Louis Bertignac, pe care l-a cunoscut in adolescenta si care, se pare, a cucerit-o cu muzica pe care o canta, el fiind chitaristul trupei Telephone, in voga in anii ?80. Avocatul Arno Klarsfeld, un barbat extrem de sexy si voluntar in armata israeliana, este o alta iubire a Carlei Bruni, relatia lor fiind intens mediatizata, mai ales ca povestea de dragoste dintre ei a inceput dupa despartirea cantaretei de actorul Vincent Perez, in 1993, cu care intentiona sa se casatoreasca. A urmat apoi renumitul rocker Mick Jagger. "A fost o poveste de amor nebun si viata traita extrem de intens. Nu regret nimic din ce a fost atunci", a afirmat Carla. La scurt timp dupa, a urmat filozoful Raphael Enthoven, cu care actuala prima doamna a Frantei are un baietel, Aurelien, acum in varsta de cinci ani.



"Donald Trump credea ca ma cumpara cu dolarii lui"


Una dintre legaturile amoroase de care Carla nu-si aminteste cu placere este cea cu magnatul american Donald Trump. "Credea ca ma poate cumpara cu dolarii lui, dar s-a inselat amarnic. Banii nu m-au interesat niciodata, cu atat mai putin ai lui", a declarat fostul model. Ulterior, ea s-a combinat cu politicianul Laurent Fabius, fost premier francez, considerat un excelent orator si extraordinar amant. Catalogul amantilor Carlei Bruni ii mai cuprinde pe realizatorul de televiziune Leos Carax, cantaretul Eric Clapton, cantautorul Jean-Jacques Goldman, celebrul actor Kevin Costner, Dimitri de Iugoslavia, Christopher Thompson, actorul Charles Berling si solistul Florence Pagny, pe care l-a consolat dupa despartirea de senzuala actrita si cantareata franceza Vanessa Paradis, actuala logodnica a lui Johnny Depp.

Anonymous said...

Ia zi Roy cum e cu culoarea nepotului asta nou? Cunm e cu culoarea pe acolo?

Ca totzi etiopienii pe care i-am vazut erau negrii ca negrii desi cu trasaturi albe. (In bisericile lor ortodoxe Jesus e tot negru.)

PS. Am o colega indiana, fata tinara si dragutza, dar cam neagra si ea si sora ei nu se pot marita la 30+ bine din cauza culorii.

Altfel, fata e cultivata chiar si in muzica clasica

Roy said...

Etiopienii nu au trasaturi negroide.

La nuntza am mai vazut o pereche mixta.

Pana o sa se absoarba o sa dureze ceva timp, probabil inca o generatzie.

La ora actuala, etiopienii au doi reprezentantzi in Knesseth, avocatzi, ofitzeri in armata, manechine... insa in numere mici.

Ginerele are BA in istorie, cu care nu se poate face mult in Israel. A cam tras matza de coada catziva ani, dar in urma cu cateva luni si-a gasit de lucru la o banca unde sunt foarte multzumitzi de el.

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calzing said...

Anxious in America

By THOMAS L. FRIEDMAN

New York Times

Just a few months ago, the consensus view was that Barack Obama would need to choose a hard-core national-security type as his vice presidential running mate to compensate for his lack of foreign policy experience and that John McCain would need a running mate who was young and sprightly to compensate for his age. Come August, though, I predict both men will be looking for a financial wizard as their running mates to help them steer America out of what could become a serious economic tailspin.

I do not believe nation-building in Iraq is going to be the issue come November — whether things get better there or worse. If they get better, we'll ignore Iraq more; if they get worse, the next president will be under pressure to get out quicker. I think nation-building in America is going to be the issue.

It's the state of America now that is the most gripping source of anxiety for Americans, not Al Qaeda or Iraq. Anyone who thinks they are going to win this election playing the Iraq or the terrorism card — one way or another — is, in my view, seriously deluded. Things have changed.

Up to now, the economic crisis we've been in has been largely a credit crisis in the capital markets, while consumer spending has kept reasonably steady, as have manufacturing and exports. But with banks still reluctant to lend even to healthy businesses, fuel and food prices soaring and home prices declining, this is starting to affect consumers, shrinking their wallets and crimping spending. Unemployment is already creeping up and manufacturing creeping down.

The straws in the wind are hard to ignore: If you visit any car dealership in America today you will see row after row of unsold S.U.V.'s. And if you own a gas guzzler already, good luck. On Thursday, The Palm Beach Post ran an article on your S.U.V. options: "Continue to spend upward of $100 for a fill-up. Sell or trade in the vehicle for a fraction of the original cost. Or hold out and park the truck in the driveway for occasional use in hopes the market will turn around." Just be glad you don't own a bus. Montgomery County, Md., where I live, just announced that more children were going to have to walk to school next year to save money on bus fuel.

On top of it all, our bank crisis is not over. Two weeks ago, Goldman Sachs analysts said that U.S. banks may need another $65 billion to cover more write-downs of bad mortgage-related instruments and potential new losses if consumer loans start to buckle. Since President Bush came to office, our national savings have gone from 6 percent of gross domestic product to 1 percent, and consumer debt has climbed from $8 trillion to $14 trillion.

My fellow Americans: We are a country in debt and in decline — not terminal, not irreversible, but in decline. Our political system seems incapable of producing long-range answers to big problems or big opportunities. We are the ones who need a better-functioning democracy — more than the Iraqis and Afghans. We are the ones in need of nation-building. It is our political system that is not working.

I continue to be appalled at the gap between what is clearly going to be the next great global industry — renewable energy and clean power — and the inability of Congress and the administration to put in place the bold policies we need to ensure that America leads that industry.

"America and its political leaders, after two decades of failing to come together to solve big problems, seem to have lost faith in their ability to do so," Wall Street Journal columnist Gerald Seib noted last week. "A political system that expects failure doesn't try very hard to produce anything else."

We used to try harder and do better. After Sputnik, we came together as a nation and responded with a technology, infrastructure and education surge, notes Robert Hormats, vice chairman of Goldman Sachs International. After the 1973 oil crisis, we came together and made dramatic improvements in energy efficiency. After Social Security became imperiled in the early 1980s, we came together and fixed it for that moment. "But today," added Hormats, "the political system seems incapable of producing a critical mass to support any kind of serious long-term reform."

If the old saying — that "as General Motors goes, so goes America" — is true, then folks, we're in a lot of trouble. General Motors's stock-market value now stands at just $6.47 billion, compared with Toyota's $162.6 billion. On top of it, G.M. shares sank to a 34-year low last week.

That's us. We're at a 34-year low. And digging out of this hole is what the next election has to be about and is going to be about — even if it is interrupted by a terrorist attack or an outbreak of war or peace in Iraq. We need nation-building at home, and we cannot wait another year to get started. Vote for the candidate who you think will do that best. Nothing else matters.