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940: Sixty-two-year-old Eutychius of Alexandria, the Greek who wrote *Nazm
al-Jauhar*, a history, of what some may consider of dubious accuracy ...
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
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SlideShow cu partenerii de viata a participantilor la G20.
Beer and Ice Cream Diet
As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade.
Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise the consumed dessert to body temperature during the digestive cycle literally sucks the calories out of the only available source, your body fat.
For example, a dessert served and eaten at near 0 degrees C (32.2 deg. F) will in a short time be raised to the normal body temperature of 37 degrees C (98.6 deg. F).
For each gram of dessert eaten, that process takes approximately 37 calories as stated above.
The average dessert portion is 6 oz, or 168 grams. Therefore, by operation of thermodynamic law, 6,216 calories (1 cal./gm/deg. x 37 deg. x 168 gms) are extracted from body fat as the dessert's temperature is normalized.
Allowing for the 1,200 latent calories in the dessert, the net calorie loss is approximately 5,000 calories.
Obviously, the more cold dessert you eat,the better off you are and the faster you will lose weight, if that is your goal.
This process works equally well when drinking very cold beer in frosted glasses. Each ounce of beer contains 16 latent calories, but extracts 1,036 calories (6,216 cal. per 6 oz. portion) in the temperature normalizing process.
Thus the net calorie loss per ounce of beer is 1,020 calories. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to calculate that 12,240 calories (12 oz. x 1,020 cal./oz.) are extracted from the body in the process of drinking a can of beer.
Frozen desserts, e.g., ice cream, are even more beneficial, since it takes 83 cal./gm to melt them (i.e., raise them to 0 deg. C) and an additional 37 cal./gm to further raise them to body temperature. The results here are really remarkable, and it beats running hands down.
Unfortunately, for those who eat pizza as an excuse to drink beer, pizza (loaded with latent calories and served above body temperature) induces an opposite effect.
But, thankfully, as the astute reader should have already reasoned, the obvious solution is to drink a lot of beer with pizza and follow up immediately with large bowls of ice cream.We could all be thin if we were to adhere religiously to a pizza, beer, and ice cream diet.
Happy eating!
School of Physics, University of Sydney
Ia uitatzi-va la acest joc fin de glezne tziganesc!
POPOR ALES
CONVORBIREA LUI TEVIE LÃPTARUL CU DUMNEZEU
Cuplet de Aurel Storin, publicat in revista “Realitatea
Evreiascã” din Bucuresti -
recitat in Israel de actorul Florin Piersic
In viata asta, potrivitã
Pentru borfasi, pentru haimani,
Mi-ai dat o mânã de prieteni
Si-o lume-ntreagã de dusmani !
Poti sa fii hot, pungas, ministru,
Te-njurã lumea sau te ceartã,
Dar dacã esti cumva evreu,
O viatã-ntreagã nu te iartã !
Poti fi mai bun, mai învãtat
Si mai cinstit, cã nu e greu,
Dar porti teribilul pãcat
Cã, pur si simplu, esti evreu….
Sar imbecilii sã te rupã !
Te-njurã ziarele ades !
Te-ar sfâsia si când te pupã !
De asta, Doamne, m-ai ales ?
De mii de ani nu avem pace
Ne mor copiii in rãzboi
Si n-avem liniste de-o viatã !
De asta ne-ai ales pe noi ?
Am vrut si noi putin “shalom”
Cuvânt rostit atât de des.
Dar pacea noastrã cu vecinii
N-ai avut timp s-o fi ales.
De câte ori ai vrut, destinul
Ne-a jucat viata la noroc.
Doamne, puteai s-alegi pe altii
Si nu ne supãram deloc !
Antisemitii se agitã,
Urlã bezmetic orice vrei
Se-ncarcã lumea de prostie
Si se descarcã pe evrei.
Avem atâtea premii NOBEL
Si mari artisti sub steaua ta,
Dar nimeni nu ridicã glasul
Când ne injurã o haimana !
Poate cã lumea joacã teatru,
Privesc la cer si vãd noroi,
Sunt generosi cu orisicine
Si democrati! Dar nu cu noi…
Când undeva le merge rãu,
Când ageamiii fac luminã
Si nu au bani si mor de foame,
Numai evreii sunt de vinã.
Când se mãnâncã între ei,
Când se omoarã frati cu frati,
Sãracii - ei n-au nici o vinã,
Numai evreii-s vinovati !
Suntem copiii tãi,o Doamne,
În casa ta intrãm smeriti,
Si atunci de ce ne lasi în lume
Pe mâna unor trogloditi ?
Dece-i înduri pe asasinii
Cei fãrã lege, fãrã minte,
Amarnic sã ne pângãreascã
Pânã si sfintele morminte?
Cu noi se rãfuiesc într-una
Intelectuali si derbedei,
Dar ce-au cu mortii nostri, Doamne?
Ce vina au cã-s morti evrei?
Tot ce se-ntâmplã-n lumea asta
Catastrofal si ne-nteles
E doar si doar din vina noastrã!
De asta, Doamne, ne-ai ales?
Ei pot sa facã tot ce vor!
Sã poarte zvastici, cãsti sau fes!
Noi n-avem nici-un drept pe lume?
De asta, Doamne, ne-ai ales?
Se uitã acru-n pasapoarte,
La vãmi ne puricã ades.
Noi doar suntem “afaceristii”!
De asta, Doamne, ne-ai ales?
De asta ne-ai adus pe lume?
De asta ne-am crescut copii?
Sã tremurãm pentru secunda
Ce Tu ne-o dai pentru-a trãi?
Tu ne-ai dat multe lacrimi, Doamne.
Ne-ai dat nevoi si griji si stress.
DAR TU NE-AI DAT SI ISRAELUL !
SI PENTRU ACEASTÃ FERICIRE
TODÁ RABÁ CÃ NE-AI ALES !!!!
Hag Sameach, Sarbatori fericite la toata lumea!
ei, ajunseram la toulouse. Doua remarci:
1)Autostradele sunt teribil de scumpe fatza de autostradele americane cu plata
(si de austostrada 6 din Israel
0). Intre Barcelona si Toulouse (400 de km) ne-au costat cam 30 de Euro adica cca 1 Euro pt fiecare 13 kilometri. De fapt sunt partzi unde nu costa nimic, asa ca pretzul trebuie sa fie cam 1 Euro pe fiecare 10 Kilometri. Pentru comparatzie; in Israel e de vreo 3 ori mai ieftin.
2. Mancarea costa bubuiala. In carnat cu fasole fara nimic altceva 7.5 euro!
..sfarsitul crizei financiare;oare asa sa fie?
Hey Roy, Bienvenue pe meleagurile pretentioasei si costisitoare Europa !
La orice brutarie poti gasi un sandvich extrem de gustos, ca piinea e foarte buna, mai ales bagheta traditionala sau a l'ancienne ...
are 47 ani,ai strigat la ea si s-a nascut o stea in Anglia
Subject: New Car
I had just bought a new Lexus 450, but had to return to the dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On the Road Again" came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Assholes!"
Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.
Damn, I LOVE this car!!!
There was a time when men were kind,
And their voices were soft,
And their words inviting.
There was a time when love was blind,
And the world was a song,
And the song was exciting.
There was a time when it all went wrong...
I dreamed a dream in time gone by,
When hope was high and life, worth living.
I dreamed that love would never die,
I dreamed that God would be forgiving.
Then I was young and unafraid,
And dreams were made and used and wasted.
There was no ransom to be paid,
No song unsung, no wine, untasted.
But the tigers come at night,
With their voices soft as thunder,
As they tear your hope apart,
And they turn your dream to shame.
He slept a summer by my side,
He filled my days with endless wonder...
He took my childhood in his stride,
But he was gone when autumn came!
And still I dream he'll come to me,
That we will live the years together,
But there are dreams that cannot be,
And there are storms we cannot weather!
I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living,
So different now from what it seemed...
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed...
Susan Boyle are un serios concurent
I love Simon !
Amanda said...
I love Simon !
21 April, 2009 08:41Hmm...El stie ?
Ziarul ZIUA s-a dovedit si se dovedeste ca este un ziar antisemit....
Am postat la cele 2 articole cu Holocaustul ca o reactie la bine cunoscutii antisemisti urmatoarul text:
Atentie redactia Ziua,pericol de turbare!
Turbarea
Rabia este o boala virala provocata de un virus neurotrop care se gaseste in saliva animalelor. Se caracterizeaza prin tulburari ale sistemului nervos central, urmate de paralizie si moarte. Muscaturile care afecteaza fata, capul, gatul sau mainile sunt considerate cu risc crescut. Perioada de incubare este lunga, intre 10 zile si mai bine de un an. Media se situeaza intre 30-40 de zile.
Imunizarea impotriva rabiei , boala potential fatala, trebuie aplicata calatorilor inaintea plecarii, daca destinatia cuprinde tari de risc.
Cel mai mare risc de a contracta rabia se intalneste in Romania, Asia si America Latina, fie din partea unor animale salbatice (Evreu rus, Sobru, Zeen, etc), sau, mult mai des, de la caini vagabonzi.
Nu a durat nici 5 minute si a fost eliminat.
In schimb nu se ating de cei ce ne fac jidani si .......
Fattsies Cause Global Warming
How About That?
am adus aici youTube`ul cu superba interpretare din 1999 a lui Susan Boyle, a cintecului "Cry Me a River", despre care acum toti se intreaba cum de nu a atras atentia meritata atunci.
Raspunsul este simplu: in 1999 nu exista youTube !!!
Salutare la toata lumea.
N am putut sa scriu prea mult, gabonezii vroiau 20 euroi pe ora de Internet, adicatele 26 dolari pe ora. N am fost de acord sa fiu jefuit.
Foarte pe scurt, excursia e foarte frumoasa, am cateva recomandari si lucruri interesante de povestit, inclusiv pentru tata mare neamtzu, adica am vizitat Airbusul unde mam bagat in tot felul de avioane in constructzie.
Acum va las, sciu cu o testatura spaniola infecta, asa ceva inca n am mai vazut.
Azi se comemoreaza ziua celor cazuti in Razboaiele Israelui si a victimelor atacurilor teroriste.
Unf fotograf Israelian ne spune multe....
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the
most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
" First Place !," said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest
man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
" First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the
greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.
After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is this guy Obama?" asked Pinocchio.
Cougar VS Bear
Medvedev, Brown si Obama...,
in pauza unui Summit care avea loc pe coasta Angliei... se gindesc sa discute anumite probleme doar intre ei ...
Fiind cam galagie, Obama propune:
"Hai sa ne mutam pe insulitza aceea, pentru privacy..."
si arata in zare.
"Okey !" zisera ceilati doi.
Obama porneste primul ... paseste in pasi vioi pe apa, ajunge pe insula si-i asteapta si pe ceilalti doi ...
Brown, o porneste si el, mai incetisor, mai grijuliu, mai pîş-pîş ... si in cele din urma ajunge si el.
Iata-l si pe Medvedev ... din primul pas ... "pleosK !" cade in apa, ... da din miini si din picioare, porneste din nou, iarasi cade ... si tot asa !
Brown catre Obama:
"Ei, ce zici, ii spunem si Mitenka unde`s asezate pietrele ?
Obama: "Care pietre ?"
Sarbatoare fericita! Pace si securitate!
ce mai ie p-aici? Ce-ai vazut Roy la Toulouse? Misto, nu?
Va pun ceva ce v-ar interesa daca ati sti germana, e vorba de bloguri, rasisti si restu. E analizat si forumu din Ziua.
http://halbjahresschrift.blogspot.com/
P.S E evidentiat si neamtu tiganu
Salutare bunicu neamtzu! Ce se mai aude cu nepotzika?
Poate ne rezumi articolul in linii mari si mai ales ce este scris despre Ziua?
La Toulouse am vizitat Airbusul (se putea fara?), insa nu am luat vizita "turistica" (care este cam de o ora, jumate de timp un filmuletz, dupa care te baga intr-o hala de unde potzi sa vezi de departe niste avioane la care se lucreaza).
Noi suntem mai cu motz si ne-am aranjat o vizita "profesionala" de peste 3 ore, intr-o sambata cand nu era tzipenie de om sa ne deranjeze si cu un ghid care lucreaza acolo.
Deci ne-am cocotzat pe A-320 si A330-340, pe la coada, carlinga si unde nu.
Impresionanta ordinea si curatzenia de farmacie. Hale uriase (imi inchipui ce trebuie sa fie la A-380).
Concorde-ul era inchis, asa ca l-am vazut doar pe afara. In realtate e mult mai mic decat se crede.
A fost grozav iar nevasta-mea, ex-inginera de avionica, a gustat si ea vizita din plin.
Spectaculoooos !! zice-se ca ... incercare de atentat la Regina Olandei:
A car has crashed into the crowd at a parade that included Queen Beatrix and the Dutch royal family, injuring many people, although no royals were hurt.(este vorba de Koninginnedag, cea mai populara sarbatoare in Olanda ...)
Unconfirmed reports said the driver deliberately tried to ram an open bus carrying Queen Beatrix,
but missed.
The black Suzuki injured at least 14 people before crashing into a monument.
The royals were attending celebrations for the Queen's Day national holiday in the city of Apeldoorn, about 90km (56 miles) from Amsterdam.
Nu stiu daca a fost atentat la regina sau nu ...,
insa cert, ca ceva n-a fost kosher ...
De aceasta sarbatoare
(pe care noi mereu am incercat s-o evitam ...)
automobilele NU au voie sa circule,
in toata Olanda !!!
deci numai faptul ca cineva folosea masina in general, dara-mite pe traseul familiei REGALE ...,
indica ceva gravisssimo !
Brrr, ... a fost carnaj ...
(imagini pe care nu le mai pun pe blog)
dupa trupurile insingerate care zaceau pe asfalt ...
cred ca au fost multi morti.
Sunt 4 morti si 13 raniti dintre
care 9 in stare grava...
video de pe postare a disparut !
am pus mesajul Reginei Beatrix
este vadit socata, se simte din voce si respiratie ...
la inceput, cind am comentat,
am crezut ca automobilul a dat pur si simplu in monument,
nu mi-am imaginat ce grozavenie a putut sa aibe loc.
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