Friday, August 1, 2008

Au ! Au ! ... August Chat ...

De pe-aici din departare, iti scriu bade,
o scrisoare ...

Dar si badea ii raspunde, mintenaş,
pre limba lui ...




Mesaj Special pentru obisnuitii nostri vizitatori! Continuati sa postati la subiectele dorite ...
Uneori COMENTARIILE voastre vor apare dupa o mica moderare necesara din cauza lui Robin , infantilul psihopat de la Ziua"Libera" care are obiceiul sa ne atace blogul cu spamuri si impersonari (ispravile lui sint etalate in Jurnalul blogului). Scuze si multumiri pentru intelegere ... (Comentariile membrilor de blog nu sint afectate)

51 comments:

vics said...

Comentariul nr. 26 ...
se pare ca ne-am procopsit cu un BUG enervant de la Blogger (in timp ce fixa nu stiu ce alt bug in decursul noptii)...

care ne-a imbolnavit "Chat`ul pe August", ...
asa ca am creat o postare geamana, la care puteti continua comentariile dvs ...

Iata si link`ul la cele 25 de comentarii din postarea inrudita si bolnava ...

Roy said...

Mersi doamna doctor! :-)

vics said...

ia uite ce a mai adus doftorul ...
sa vedem daca aproba Adminu`.

vics said...

bravos, crezi ca nu s-au facut teste ???

Anonymous said...

ISN'T A WHIFF OF COMMON SENSE REFRESHING?
'If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.' -Mark Twain.

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. - Mark Twain

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw


A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. – G. Gordon Liddy


Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)


Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University


Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian


Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)



Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. - Ronald Reagan (1986)


I don't make jokes; I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers


If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free! - P.J. O'Rourke


In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire (1764)


Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you! - Pericles (430 B.C.)


No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain (1866)


Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it. - Unknown


The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. - Ronald Reagan


The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. - Winston Churchill


The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain


The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)


There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress. - Mark Twain


What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995)


A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Roy said...

Vazui un poll din America.

Jumatate din americani zic ca s-au saturat sa auda de Obama. adica Obama in sus si obama in jos.

Acum veni in ajutorului lui curvulitza aia de Paris Hilton.

Inca o declaratzie a blondei si Obama e pierdut...

Asta imi aduce aminte cum a pierdut Laborul israelian alegerile cand a numit paturile de jos "golani". A fost suficient un singur cuvant si nici un fel de scuze n-a mai ajutat.

Roy said...

Bun patent, felul asta de comments, s-a marit spatziul de exprimare al maselor! :-)

vics said...

m-am distrat grozav aseara la articolul-stire intitulat "Sunt barbatii noile femei?",

unde s-au produs fiecare cu angoasele lui, ...
- paranoicul Eufrosin (sa previna Romania de pericolul efeminarii ...)
- Bizonu, luptindu-se pentru restabilirea adevarului istoric in razboiul intre sexe ...
- evRuSS`u, aparind cu zel latura feminina a fiecarui barbat ...,

la care a venit si Smeke cu o postare linistitoare ...,
dupa care evident, toti barbatushii au sarit la atac, ...

- in afara de evRuSS si Shadow, ridicind femeiA tot mai sus pe pedestal

- iar apoi au aparut si Liviu si ZaStone, care amindoi s-au repezit la beregata mea, dar evident nu au nimerit-o ...

Pe scurt, a fost tare distractiv..., cititi si voi.

Anonymous said...

Eu n-am reusit sa accesez blogul incepand de
ieri dupa amiaza, pana azi dimineata...

Sper ca nu se distreaza cineva pe-aici...vreo
insecta in doua picioare...

Anonymous said...

P.S. Ma refer la mosafiri nepoftiti...

Anonymous said...

Iar Obama

vics said...

b.d., ai incercat si la alte postari ?
sau doar la chat ??

Anonymous said...

Sehe, site-ul era inaccesibil.

vics said...

trebuie sa ma laud ... fiindca am lucrat-o fin de tot si am avut emotii ca n-o sa iasa.

evRuSS se certa pe tema filmelor la articolul despre filmul "Dark Knight" ... si la un moment dat zice ca el admira astfel de filme si chiar in week`endul care a trecut, el si-a scos nevasta la acest film ... si tot asa ...

l-a care ma pune naiba sa caut pe Google daca filmul asta a ajuns in Russia, ... si cind ce sa vezi? dau exact peste afisul rusesc care anunta premiera filmului la Sankt Petersburg, joi Aug.7, 2008 deci abia ieri ... (nu avea cum sa fi fost in weekend)

dar nu am vrut sa i-o spun din prima, fiindca imi era frica ca va zice ca taman acum el e in vacantza in Romania ...

asa ca l-am luat pe departe ...
l-am intrebat, cum se face ca a fost in week`end la acest film, ... traieste cumva in Romania ??

si apoi am asteptat ca pescarul cu momeala in unditza, pretz de o ora si ceva pina mi-a raspuns ...
insa s-a meritat, a muscat momeala din plin !, cu cirlig cu tot ...

eh, ce sa-i faci ? mici satisfactii forumistice ..

Roy said...

Ha,ha, ha!

L-ai lucrat fin pe idiotul si mincinosul asta!

Tipul e mare bestie. Ca e un impostor e clar. Intrebarea este de ce natziune e si daca daca este unul din cei de la Ziua. Am vazut ca mi-au disparut cateva postari cand in acelasi timp ale altora il faceau de kk si au ramas, mi-e greu sa ma pronuntz.

Anonymous said...

Am visat eu sau, au disparut si postari ale
lui Sehe, in care se ''dialoga'' cu
ImpoSStorul ?
Am citit acum pe forum, sunt uimita, nu l-am
crezut pe George-Felix atat de naiv incat
sa-i cada in plasa Rusului...

vics said...

nu au disparut, ale mele sint la articolul cu Siria ...

Nu am timp sa intervin, fiindca sint la Paris si mamitzu e mai geloasa decit sultanu'...

Roy said...

Dar in schimb m-au sters pe mine pentru ca l-am alintat pe Ahmed cu titlul de gunoi, care orice s-ar spune, pentru el este un titlu de nobletze.

Anonymous said...

Sehe şi Roy, am avut cândva un schimb de păreri legat de î din i etc. Ute un link la o tabletă pe această temă, de T Octavian.
http://www.jurnalul.ro/articole/131124/
Mie mi-a plăcut (mai puţin talk back-ul cu scârbenii)

Roy said...

Eu intzeleg ca noile reguli spun ca î din i a disparut complet, mai puztin cand apare la inceputul cuvantului.

Cred ca Tudoran exagereaza un pic. Mai enervant este cand in Ziua apar articole in care â se scrie A, ş se scrie S, ţ se scrie T.

AdicaA aSa.

Roy said...

Apropo de invazia rusa in Georgia si forumul Ziua: incredibil catzi comunisti, rusofili si rusnieci se vantura pe acolo.

Intotdeauna cand publicau liste de cooperatori cu rusii din 44-45 apareau acolo numai evrei si imi spuneam ca comunisti romani ca Gheorghiu-Dej sau Ceausescu nu apar numai datorita faptului ca sunt romani.

Doamne ce naiv eram!

Ei nu apareau pe liste nu din cauza ca erau romani, ci pentru ca acei care publicau listele sprijina comunismul si urasc pe evrei!

Ei nu-i trec cu vederea lui Gheorghiu-Dej pacatele comunismului din cauza ca a fost roman. Nu, din contra... daca ar fi putut i-ar fi strans mana felicitandu-l.

Problema lor nu este comunismul ci evreii netto.

Si dupa reactziile lor la situatzia din Georgia, daca maine ar apare rusi pe tancuri la Bucuresti, de data asta fara evrei, ar iesi sa-i primeasca cu flori in mana si ar canta stravechiul cantec "Putin si poporul rus, libertate ne-au adus!"

vics said...

Pai a existat un articol in ZIUA, la care nu prea s-a comentat ...
"Demascare si autoflagelare",
legat de Dosarul ANA PAUKER ... si de luptele pentru puterea stalinista.

Citeva citate (articolul se merita citit in intregime):

"In 1952 a fost eliminat asa-numitul grup fractionist din care faceau parte reprezentantii de frunte ai emigratiei comuniste sovietice, Ana Pauker, Vasile Luca si Teohari Georgescu. In 1957 si 1958 au fost inlaturati Miron Constantinescu, Iosif Chisinevschi si Constantin Doncea, iar dupa 1960 a fost marginalizat si Constantin Parvulescu. Gheorghiu-Dej a participat activ la comunizarea tarii, s-a facut vinovat de abuzuri grave si crime, ordonand uciderea fostului lider comunist Stefan Foris sau cea a lui Lucretiu Patrascanu. In pofida acestor fapte, scenariul Plenarei prevedea demonizarea unilaterala a politicienilor ucisi, condamnati sau pe marginalizati, cu scopul de a demonstra ca ei sunt de fapt vinovati de promovarea cultului personalitatii si de denaturarea principiilor leniniste. Grupul Pauker-Luca-Georgescu este prezentat ca o agentura de spionaj care a executat ordinele lui Beria, seful securitatii sovietice, executat dupa moartea lui Stalin in anul 1953."

La Plenara C.C. al P.M.R.din 1961 ... "Accentul principal se pune pe ideea ca nimeni nu trebuie reabilitat, idee exprimata, de pilda, si in interventia lui Gaston Marin care spunea: "Grupul fractionist Luca-Pauker, Miron Constantinescu-Chisinevschi, s-a straduit sa aplice la noi metode similare cu cele ale lui Beria si banda lui de asasini. Putem fi profund recunoscatori conducerii partidului nostru ca noi nu avem de reabilitat pe nimeni, nici in viata si nici postmortem. Aceasta se datoreaza intransigentei cu care conducerea partidului, si indeosebi tov. Gheorghiu-Dej personal, a impiedecat toate incercarile grupului de fractionisti de a infaptui politica de lichidare a unor cadre de partid".

Anonymous said...

Bakken Formation

Si canadienii

Si mai stiintzific

Si cu poze

Anonymous said...

Armata Sovietica Eliberatoere

Anonymous said...

Roy, ai dreptate. E vorba de antisemitism în forma lui "modernă", mascat în anti sionism şi anti Israel. Cea mai banală relatare a evenimentelor din Georgia, a stârnit peste 300 de comentarii din care, cam 3 sferturi erau antisemite, mascate sau deschise, inclusiv declaraţii de dragoste pentru ideologia legionară, cu detalii şi "subtilităţi" (nu Codreanu ci Cuza etc). În prezent se afirmă în Ro un curent vizibil de "spălare" a legionarilor. Ei sunt prezentaţi ca un curent naţionalist-religios, crime se fac uitate, Noica e ridicat în slăvi (S Lavric a publicat la Humanitas o hagiografie mârşavă). Nu mă mai miră nimic.
Nu postez pe un forum ca cele de la Ziua. Nu există luciditate, nu se face nici schimb de păreri, nu se reacţionează la articole, nici nu se folosesc argumente reale. E un fel de dialog propagandistic grosolan, cu urlete incoherente şi o cacofonie de lozincărae răsuflată.
Există români pentru care şi pe o insulă pustie, în situaţia: un român faţă în faţă cu un evreu, evreul este minoritar.
Un evreu care îşi apără ţara cu arma în mână, comite o "obrăznicie", o agresiune.
Aiureli. Păcat de timp.

Anonymous said...

Acrobatics

Anonymous said...

Iar Russia

Anonymous said...

Ce Facem Tovarashi: ne incalzim sau ne racim?

Anonymous said...

Spengler

Anonymous said...

DEVIL SENT DOWN TO GEORGIA

RUSSIA UNLEASHES CHECHEN THUGS THE DOGS OF WAR:

A ragtag group of mercenaries from this Vostok Battalion has made its ominous presence known in the South Ossetian capital, Tskhinvali.

Posted: 3:54 am
August 18, 2008

OVER the weekend, photographic proof emerged that the Russians used mur derous Chechen mercenaries to do their dirtiest dirty work in Georgia: The ragtag unit in question is so vicious that, last April, Chechnya's Russian-installed "president" demanded it be disbanded.

War snaps taken by Russian photojournalist Arkady Babchenko have been circulating among intelligence personnel. The shots reveal far more to the West than Babchenko realized.

Amid photos of the horrors of war, grateful South Ossetians and triumphant Russian troops, one series leapt out at me as a former intel officer: Bearded irregulars riding atop Russian-built armored vehicles (old BMPs, for the military-hardware buffs). The vehicles had been splashed with white lettering.

What did the scrawls announce to the world? These thugs proudly proclaimed that they're Chechens serving in the Vostok ("East") Battalion commanded by Badrudin Yamadaev - who shares a reputation for gangland violence with his brother, Ruslan.

Last spring, mercenaries from the Vostok Battalion indulged in a bloody gangland shoot-'em-up in the city of Gudermes, near their home turf. The mafia-on-steroids brutality was too much even for the Chechens (which is quite a standard). The province's puppet president publicly begged the Kremlin and its generals to disband the unit.

The generals refused. At the time, their stubborn support for the outlaw Yamadaev Brothers seemed baffling - a quiet Chechnya was a longstanding Russian goal. But last week, it all made sense: Putin's military, which had been planning the invasion of Georgia for many months, intended to unleash the worst criminals in uniform it had on the Georgian people.

Why?

Two reasons: First, Prime Minister Vladimir Putin wants the Georgians to suffer - to really suffer. And Chechens are the world's subject-matter experts in atrocities.

Second, this gives the Russian army itself a veil of deniability: When Putin's spokesmen insist that the Russian military isn't involved in the worst savagery in Georgia, they're technically telling the truth (if we don't count air attacks and artillery bombardments), since the Chechen thugs on their payroll are on the job.

But why would those Chechens paint up their armored vehicles to tell the world they'd arrived in Georgia? First, they're proud of their fearsome reputation. Second, they didn't want Russian regulars to mistake them for the enemy and pull the trigger.

The result?

Contrary to Russian claims that "volunteers" from the North Caucasus rushed in to aid their South Ossetian brethren, we now have proof that the Kremlin sent in hired guns. It's no accident that Putin's code-name for this operation is "Scorched Earth."

And there's plenty else to be outraged about - not all of it Russia's fault. Images of dead and disfigured Georgian soldiers show them wearing US-surplus canteens, boots and helmets, or equipped with antique US anti-tank weapons. After the Georgians did all their tiny country could to support us in Iraq, all we gave them was cast-off junk - thanks to Congress and the State Department.

Our military was only allowed to train the Georgians for peacekeeping, anti-terrorism and small-unit tactics. The Georgians gave us all they had, and we gave them crap. The Bush administration should hang its wobbly head in shame.

Meanwhile, Chechen rapists and butchers are celebrating - and picking over the US gear the Russians captured and didn't even want.

Ralph Peters is a retired Army intelligence officer and the author of the new book "Looking for Trouble."

Anonymous said...

Obama are un Fratelo

Anonymous said...

Hurricanes....Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet
something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila
Jackson Lee, of Houston ), reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes
are all Caucasian sounding names.She would prefer some names that reflect
African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and
Jamal. I am NOT making this up!She would also like the weather reports to be
broadcast in "language" that street people can understand because one of the
prob lems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn't
understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased
language of the weather report.I guess if the weather person says that the
winds are going to blow at 140+ MPH, thats too hard to understandI can hear it
now: A weatherman in New Orleans says ...Wazz up, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane
Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket!Bitch be a
category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and
head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE shit!

vics said...

Banderola aia de la titlul ZIUA se plimba cu tot felul de "ciucuri" si "ho-chu-tzi" ..., dar de fapt, cred ca l`au exclus pe CalugHerut ...

eu tot sint convinsa ca evRuSS lucreaza pentru ZIUA ...

Anonymous said...

eu tot sint convinsa ca evRuSS lucreaza pentru ZIUA ...

Lucreaza la Ziua(platita) dar e platit si pus de factori ostili vestului.....

Roy said...

Inca un motiv ca Olmert sa se duca naibii si sa avem alegeri:

Kadima reaches out to Putin party (Jerusalem Post 22/08/20008)
=================================
A proposed Kadima link to Russia's ruling Yedinaya Rossiya (United Russia) Party has sparked furious criticism from Israeli political opponents.

The criticism follows a recent trip to Moscow by Kadima officials, including Nada Chozoy, who is on the staff of Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni, and Kadima treasurer Yitzhak Hadad, to meet with officials from Yedinaya Rossiya to discuss developing formal ties between the parties.

The envisioned relationship - first reported in the Russian-language Web site Izrus - is of the type commonly maintained between two parties with similar outlooks. Among other such connections, Kadima currently has ties to the Social Democratic Party of Germany which have resulted in mutual visits by party officials.

The proposed relationship with United Russia is described by a senior Kadima official familiar with the plans as "extremely preliminary." Yet officials in the Likud, and even some in Kadima itself, have blasted the initiative, saying this is a bad time to have Israel's ruling party developing close ties with the party of Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, currently the cause of much anger in Washington and elsewhere over the conflict in Georgia, a close friend to Israel.

"This is a diplomatic problem for Israel's relationship with Washington," said a Likud official, echoing sentiments also heard from Kadima sources close to Transportation Minister and would-be Kadima leader Shaul Mofaz.

"If they did this to show that Livni was close to Russians [ahead of the Kadima primaries], then it backfired," the Likud official said, "because young Russian-speaking Israelis hate Putin's authoritarianism."

A Kadima official denied the talks in Moscow were initiated for reasons of internal Kadima politics and noted that the contact with United Russia was begun several months before the outbreak of the conflict in Georgia.

At the same time, World Kadima, a separate international organization which lobbies on Kadima's behalf abroad, is examining the idea of opening an office in Moscow. Such representative branches already exist in the US, France and South America, according to outgoing World Kadima chairman MK Yoel Hasson. Their sole purpose, he maintains, "is to take care of the Jews there."

This initiative, too, is at an early stage, contrary to some reports which suggested a branch has already been opened. "We're still looking for appropriate people to be on the board and for a president," said Hasson.

The planned branch would expand on Kadima's existing presence in Moscow , where it is already represented by local businessman and Jewish activist Eugene Satanovsky, who leads Kadima's Russian-speaking delegation to the World Zionist Organization and other international Jewish forums.

Anonymous said...

vin ploile.....

Roy said...

Carolica,

Ploua la Nazareth sau ploua in Canada?

calzing said...

Ploua in Nazaret,ti-am trimis doar si Mailuri grumoase....
Am fos azi la pescuit in nord(Golan si m-a plouat deodata.....a fost o placere......
Shabat Shalom

Roy said...

Pai din emailuri nu se poate stii pe ce meleaguri te afli...

Va sa zica te-ai intors... Ce nu spui si tu ca tot omul "Bine v-am gasit" si sa ne spui putzin cum a fost si ce recomanzi de acolo...?

Anonymous said...

TEACHER ARRESTED


A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.


At a morning press conference the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.


“Al-Gebra is a problem for us,” the Attorney General said.

“They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like ‘x’ and ‘y’, and refer to themselves as unknowns. But we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with co-ordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer, Isosceles, used to say, There are three sides to every triangle.”


When ask to comment on the arrest, Senator Obama said, “If God had wanted us to have better weapons of Math Instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.”

Democratic leaders told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the Senator.

calzing said...

Evreul rus apare pe ziua ceva mai putin,el insa si-a schimbat decorul si o acompaniaza pe Irina loghin & urmareste tot ce e mai suspect si nu e compatibil cu ideologia lui......

vics said...

Dat naibii Oscar Wilde asta ... Ce remarca ne-a trimis azi, valabila pentru toate timpurile, locurile si ... blogurile:
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."

Cum de ai stiut-o, maestre ???

Anonymous said...

Sehe, jos pălăria!
Zicerea Maestrului e teribil de actuală.
Mă gândesc că dacă o scria Nostradamus s-ar fi întrecut tot felul de nehaliţi să ne explice cum că a prezis Internetul.
Dar a scris-o cine a scris-o şi ne bucurăm.
PS Mi-e dor de Neamţu'. Vreau o postare cu avion!

Anonymous said...

Manusha Bionica din NOU

vics said...

Intr'adevar o poveste zguduitoare ... ti se rupe sufletul pentru sarmanul copil.
Iar intimplarea are rezonantele sordide ale unei nuvele de Marquez ...

Acu' vreo 5 ani in Franta, doi tineri francezi, cam de 20 de ani, se casatoresc, apoi nasc o fetitza ...
Tot atunci, mama baiatului se trezeste sa-i marturiseasca ca taica-su este un tip din Israel, cu care ea nu a mai avut nimic a face, ...

asa ca tinara familie, pleaca in Israel in vizita la acel om, are e tatal biologic al baiatului, sa-l cunoasca si sa-i prezinte nepotica nou-nascuta ...

Ororile care urmeaza si tormentul produs de aceasta poveste asupra tuturor care o afla, sint descrise in acest articol.

Probabil ca voi stiti mai multe ...

calzing said...

"Probabil ca voi stiti mai multe...."

http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1015649.html

Un caz iesit din comun in Israel.....

calzing said...

Postare linck de mai sus in mod corect:

un caz de exceptie in Israel

Roy said...

Sehe,

Toata povestea lui Rose daca ai fi citit-o ca un scenariu de la Holiwood ai fi zis ca se intampla numai in filme.

Bunicul si tatal vitreg ucigas, mama care a facut copii si sotzului si socrului, o strabunica de 67 de ani...

In plus, sora ucigasului a fost si ea asasinata in urma cu 5 saptamani...

Asa o familie!

Anonymous said...

Ahkmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East, and he
was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor
after doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said: 'Take dees bocket, go
into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put
your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten
minutes.'

Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the
bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten
minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, 'It worked. I feel terrific! What was
wrong with me?'

The doctor said .... 'You were homesick

Roy said...

Cizmarul umbla descultz iar o companie israeliana vinde zapada... elvetzienilor.

Mai exista si alte companii care produc tunuri de zapada insa zapada israeliana e mai a dracului: rezista si la temperaturi de peste 0 grade.

Selling snow to the Swiss.

Anonymous said...

Fiindcă vorbirăm de Soljeniţân, uite un punct de vedere interesant:
http://www.jurnalul.ro/articole/132644/