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1. In dealing with their OWN problems, some people are the most extreme conservatives.
2. In dealing with OTHER people's problems, they are the world's most extreme liberals.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
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Deosebite aceste gigantice interioare(Biblioteci).
Apropo!
O lectura in preajma celor 3 cititoare din cadrul fotografiei 4 din randul 2(A/N)cred ca ma faceau pe mine un stralucit scriitor de carti "Amintiri din tinerete"....:-)))
New York, New York!
The best of New-York, intr-un video plin de dinamism (primit de la Oriana - mersi!).
Uitatzi-va si la oamenii care trec pe langa eroul principal. Nostimi!
In decursul anilor am acumulat cateva saptamani de New York, asa ca majoritatea locurilor importante le cunosc. Insa fiecare video de genul acesta imi redeschide pofta. Poate la anul, din nou...?!
Ce minunatie, excelenta idee!
A. Buzura
Mersi mosule, buna postare!
Mersi mosule, buna postare!
Am mai pus pe flickr ceva poze, putetzi sa vizitatzi galeria unde la fiecare cateva zile pun ceva nou.
Daca apasatzi pe linkul "Favorites" putetzi vedea colectzia mea de fotografii preferate,
Deasemeni putetzi vizita galeriile foarte frumoase ale lui Oriana si Carol.
Flickr e un site de fotografii de nivel foarte bun, multe din ele ar putea apare ca profesionale in magazinele cunoscute prin calitatea lor fotografica ca National Geographic.
Google for Barry Soetoro..........
ISRAEL IS THE ONLY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD:
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Where one need not check the ingredients on the products in the supermarket to avoid ending up with things containing pork.
Where the same drivers who cuss you and flip you the bird will immediately pull over and offer you all forms of help if you look like you need it.
Where bus drivers and taxi drivers who read Spinoza and Maimonides.
Where no one cares what rules say when an important goal can be achieved by bending them.
Where reservists are bossed around and commanded by officers, male and female, younger than their own children.
Where "small talk" consists of loud, angry debate over politics and religion.
Where the coffee is already so good that Starbucks went bankrupt trying to break into the local market.
Whose soldiers eat three sets of salads a day, none of which contain any lettuce (which is not really a food), and where olives ARE a food and even a main course in a meal, rather than something one tosses into a martini.
Where one is unlikely to be able to dig a cellar without hitting ancient archaeological art efacts.
Where their leaders take buses and trains.
Where the graffiti is in Hebrew.
Where the "black folks" walking around all wear yarmulkes.
Israel is the only country in the world that has a National Book Week, during which almost everyone attends a book fair and buys books.
Where the ultra-Orthodox Jews beat up the police and not the other way around.
Where inviting someone "out for a drink" means drinking cola, coffee or tea.
Where bank robbers kiss the mezuzah as they leave with their loot.
Israel is one of the few countries in the world that truly likes and admires the United States .
Israel is the only country in the world that introduces applications of high-tech gadgets and devices, such as printers in banks that print out your statement on demand, years ahead of the United States and decades ahead of Europe .
Where the weather and landscape is like California without the earthquakes.
Where everyone on a flight gets to know one another before the plane lands. In many cases, they also get to know the pilot and all about his health or marital problems.
Where no one has a foreign accent because everyone has a foreign accent.
Where people cuss using dirty words in Russian or Arabic because Hebrew has never developed them.
Where patients visiting physicians end up giving the doctor advice.
Where everyone strikes up conversations while waiting in lines.
Where people call an attaché case a "James Bond" and the "@" sign is called a "strudel".
Where there is the most mysterious and mystical calm ambience in the streets on Yom Kippur, which cannot be explained unless you have experienced it.
Sunsets in Jerusalem gorgeous every evening.
Israel is the only country in the world where people read English, write Hebrew, and joke in Yiddish
Va doresc la toti un weekend placut si Shabat Shalom!Deasemeni va ofer gingase flori din fata casei mele insotite de 2 melodii:
Cumparati de aici flori si o melodie de amor
Carol,
Ne-ai dezvaluit toate secretele. Ce ne facem acum cand ne viziteaza kakimotek?
Apropo culoarea de rama. vad ca itzi place foarte mult verdele. Eu cred ca negrul da contrastul cel mai bun.
Roy
"Apropo culoarea de rama. vad ca itzi place foarte mult verdele. Eu cred ca negrul da "
Depinde de gust si aspectul pe care vrei sa-l scoti mai mult in evidenta...
Nu intotdeauna negrul isi gaseste locul agreabil.
Apropo!Ce secrete am dezvaluit acelui nenorocit de om Akimote potz?
Glumeam.
REF. Am venit si eu in vizita... O serie grozava. Am chef sa nu mai fac nimic si sa intru in poza.
Cel mai nostim comment ce l-am citit vreodata! GRAZIE!!!
In ultimile zile ne-am imbogatzit cu 3 nepotzi: 2 gemeni + o nepotzica de origina romana-etiopiana.
Ghicitzi ce culoare are nepotzica (fara bancuri).
Roy said...
In ultimile zile ne-am imbogatzit cu 3 nepotzi: 2 gemeni + o nepotzica de origina romana-etiopiana.
Mult noroc, sa creasca mari si sanatosi !
Nepotzica imi dau seama de la cine e dar,...gemenii ?
Ghicitzi ce culoare are nepotzica (fara bancuri).
Cafea cu mult lapte ?:)
P.S. Iti urmaresc succesele de pe
flickr, bravo !
felicitari familiei si din partea mea ...
culoarea cred ca e intre piersica si caisa.
Roy
Le doresc nepotilor gemeni si nepoatei tale sa creasca mari,sa fie sanatoase si sa va bucurati impreuna multi ani de aici inainte.
Culoarea nepoatei.......?ma asociez cu parerea d-nei b.d.
Carol
And the winner is...
O clipa sa deschid plicul. And the winner is...
O clipa, sunt emotzionat!
And the winner is: Sehe!
Pielea fetitzei este alb-piersic. Mi s-a explica ca etiopienii se nasc albi si isi schimba culoarea in cateva zile. Deci daca fetitza devine mai cafea cu lapte, o sa va anuntz.
Deocamdata are o guritza mica si rotunda cu buza de sus in forma de arc Cupidon.
Gemenii sunt de la un nepot de sora. Nu sunt identici.
http://oldjewstellingjokes.com/
Sharia La Chicago
That's only 54 years ago! Comments made in the year 1955!
'I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $10.00.
'Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $1, 000.00 will only buy a used one.
'If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. 20 cents a pack is ridiculous.
'Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging 7 cents just to mail a letter
'If they raise the minimum wage to $1.00, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store.
'When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 25 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage.
'I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying DAMN in GONE WITH THE WIND, it seems every new movie has either HELL or DAMN in it.
'I read the other day where some scientist thinks it's possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century. They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down inTexas .
'Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $50,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the President.
'I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric. They are even making electric typewriters now.
'It's too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet.
'It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work.
'I'm afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business.
'Thank goodness I won't live to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to government.
'The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on.
'There is no sense going on short trips anymore for a weekend, it costs nearly $2.00 a night to stay in a hotel.
'No one can afford to be sick anymore, at $15.00 a day in the hospital, it's too rich for my blood.'
'If they think I'll pay 30 cents for a hair cut, forget it.'
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